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Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 1020	Line from an Obituary Swear to God...I read this line in an obituary from my local newspaper today... She loved life, working in her garden, sharing tomatoes with neighbors and friends, and her most favorite thing to do was to go to Wal-Mart. I better not have any lame-ass crap in my obituary like that!
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 1017	RE: Line from an Obituary Here is another one: She lost her first husband in a tragic train accident, leaving her a young widow with two children to raise. She managed to keep them fed and clothed by doing cooking in a local cafe, washing dishes, taking in laundry and other odd jobs. In her younger days, she had one of the finest and largest gardens around. People said that all she had to do was stick it in the ground and it would grow. When asked what her secret was, she always said that her beautiful peacocks fertilized the soil for her. She was self-taught in many things. She was an accomplished seamstress and was able to take a piece of fabric and turn it into a garment from her own pattern design. She also had a talent for embroidery, upholstery, cooking and baking. She loved animals and her little black poodle, Rosie, was the pet companion she loved most. She loved her Lord, Jesus Christ, and took every opportunity to tell others about him. She read her Bible every day. She was truly a hero to all her family and she will be forever in their hearts. She was an apartment manager and belonged to Assembly of God Church.
Posted By: Buttie Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 1015	RE: Line from an Obituary How about "she read lame-ass obituaries and then posted them on lame-ass Internet message boards"
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 1011	RE: Line from an Obituary LOL! Actually, after I posted that stuff, I called my friend, Robbin. She said, yea, your obituary would say that you talk on oddtodd all day long! That still beats my favorite thing being going to Wall-Mart!
Posted By: pokkiman Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 1006	RE: Line from an Obituary Maybe your gravestone will read "R.I.P. GirlUWant"
Posted By: the new guy Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 1000	RE: Line from an Obituary well after reading this site for a day or two i realized you all dont like dragonmaster very much so im amazed no one has laughed at RIP Dragonmaster yet
Posted By: TK Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 995	RE: Line from an Obituary speaking of obituaries, my grandmother died last monday. God bless her. just saying...
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 993	RE: Line from an Obituary I'm sorry to hear of your grandmother's passing. I hope you weren't offended at me making light of obituaries. I just hope that there are some admirable things recorded in mine, not my love for a discount store...I went to a funeral on Monday. It was an older lady in my church, didn't even know her that well, but I know her kids and grandkids. I have a job that is flexible and can do those things. I hope that my parents' funerals pack out the sanctuary, because they are great people.
Posted By: Buff-ay Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 987	RE: Line from an Obituary Anyone who finds that their favorite thang ta do is ta go to Wal-Mart if a hick, redneck hill-billy.. (sp..on purpose) ooop's if I offended anyone! LOL! Really though.. I got your point, GirlUWant!
Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 986	RE: Line from an Obituary I want my toombstone to say "Well that was horribly anticlimactic."
Posted By: i.o.s. Posted On: Mar 27, 2005 Views: 978	RE: Line from an Obituary Wal-Mart can be an amazingly profound place to an old hag who sits at home all day long.
Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 28, 2005 Views: 969	RE: Line from an Obituary i used to go to wal mart everyday between 2 am and 6 am ... (used to never sleep at night) the doughnuts they have are half price at that time and i like going there when its crowded and run around and scream things and throw things and make fun of people.....well that was when i was living in the UP.....there was nothing better to do
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