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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 962
Dumb blonds

There's these new girls at work, everybody calles them the twins. Most guys would say that there hot, but not me. There just dumb blonds. Their favorite thing to say apparently is "(gasp noise)" then "Oh my god!" like it's the most profound thing that they have ever heard. One day me and Beth were talking about how the lighter roasted coffee has more cafene than a darker coffee, cause the longer it is roasted, the more caffeen is cooked out. So people ordering dark/bold coffee thinking that it's going to wake them up faster are wrong. Well this girl goes "OMG, I'm back in school" Then says we gave her a headach. She flirts with every single customer to. I almost expect her to put an "L" symbol up to her head next time a customer complains that she ****ed up a drink.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 960
RE: Dumb blonds

Way! No Way!


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 958
RE: Dumb blonds

Oh god no! Not you to?!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 956
RE: Dumb blonds

I think I meant...

No Way! Way!


Posted By: Mr Cranky

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 954
RE: Dumb blonds

So you are saying that you spend what could be your last few days on earth talking about the caffeine content of coffee beans?


Posted By: Too late

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 937
RE: Dumb blonds

This reminds me of a story... one where the pot and the kettle where in an argument. Something about calling each other black, but I forget the punch line.



Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 922
RE: Dumb blonds

What would you have me do? Sex and eat?

Anyway, I had an eye appointment today (thats why I'm here durring the day) my cateracts are mature enuf to operate on now. So on Sep. 28 I'll have surgery in Charleston. I'm not shure why it's going to take six months to get that though. Shurly with something like people's eyes they'd hurry a bit. (shrugs) That will bring me to 13 operations. Now I just have to worry about the stress test and thyroid test tommorow. Mabie he'll have someething that will give me more energy and help me to remember stuff. I'm all spaced out latley. (something for spelling could be good to)


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 910
RE: Dumb blonds

hey you get medicinal marijuana for cataracts and glaucoma, you should at least try it now that its legal!

Ask your doctor if Pot is right for you.


"Mabie" Stop it!


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 906
RE: Dumb blonds

oh and DM

I bet both of them like to give head. You better try, or your not really a man.

Oh and, I would much rather have her serve me and have you hidden somewhere where I cant see you. It makes me more comfortable to not see you.

I went to a mcdonalds yesterday cos it was easter and all...I ask for a Big Mac with NO pickle and LIGHT lettuce....

my big mac came with extra sauce; no pickle; no lettuce; and WITH TOMATO.....

That has got to be the worst **** up ever. I couldnt eat it cos of the tomato...i like tomatoes, just not with beef and mac sauce...and too much mac sauce is gross.....ever since that oen time when i worked there me and a friend/coworker had a contest to see who could eat the most mac sauce....he won, i almost puked, he also won the mustard one, the ketchup, honey mustard, and pickles...but i kicked his ass in the Barbeque sauce eating contest...20 some packets!


Posted By: Amused

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 898
RE: Dumb blonds

Jeez, Adam, you must be so proud. I bet you could die happy now that you've accomplished everything you were born to do.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 896
RE: Dumb blonds

well he said he could do more sauces than me, so i proved him wrong...with one of the sauces


Posted By: Amused

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 894
RE: Dumb blonds

I bet you do well at sucking other sauces too...


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 881
RE: Dumb blonds

i bet your even funnier in real life


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 28, 2005
Views: 873
RE: Dumb blonds

I had to eat ketchup on a chocolate/coconut cookie at church camp once. It was so nasty, I will never forget that!


Posted By: (s)he who has no name

Posted On: Mar 29, 2005
Views: 846
RE: Dumb blonds

Dragonmaster, I'd hardly think you have the right to be complaining about those with substandard intellect.


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