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Posted By: Bakakage

Posted On: Sep 6, 2005
Views: 600
Next terrorist target

The mayor himself pointed out how easily drugs flow in and out of the state, so it would be just as easy for terrorists to sneak in a few pounds of C-4. With a little work under the shadow of night, they could probably pretty easily take out one of the levees without chance of repair and totally annihilate the city again.

Now this is funny as to pointing blame.

WASHINGTON - The government's disaster chief waited until hours after Hurricane Katrina had already struck the Gulf Coast before asking his boss to dispatch 1,000 Homeland Security workers to support rescuers in the region — and gave them two days to arrive, according to internal documents.

Michael Brown, director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, sought the approval from Homeland Security Secretary Mike Chertoff roughly five hours after Katrina made landfall on Aug. 29. Brown said that among duties of these employees was to "convey a positive image" about the government's response for victims.


Posted By: Gross

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 572
RE: Next terrorist target

terrorists could also nuke the bottom of the Atlantic causing a huge tsunami that wipes out NYC.


Posted By: adammaster

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 563
RE: Next terrorist target

terrorists could do much more damage by bringing back Ally McBeal.


Posted By: Bakakage

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 561
RE: Next terrorist target

Have you seen the terrorists? most of them look like they havent showered in months and you think they would swim to the bottom of the atlantic? Being dirty as hell they would fit right into bourbon street.


Posted By: adammaster

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 558
RE: Next terrorist target

but you could still find them from that awful music they listen to and the shrill noises they make when they are excited.


Posted By: George W. Bush

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 552
RE: Next terrorist target

we'll catch those terrorists with the new breed of supersoldiers.


Posted By: Bakakage

Posted On: Sep 7, 2005
Views: 544
RE: Next terrorist target

Anyone else hear about how they plan on using a hot dog preservative to help people medically? Appearently it allows muscles to live much longer without oxygen and its a naturally occuring chemical in small doses, and in heart attacks it normally is used up within minutes, but when they tested animals injected with this chemical during spasms and induced heart attacks it had like 66% less heart muscle lost. This will be used for new supersoldiers, allowing them to build muscles much faster since they wont lose mass during the workout :-D All thanks to Hot Dogs! (and no, eating hot dogs will not be a sufficient source of the chemical)


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Sep 8, 2005
Views: 531
RE: Next terrorist target

these super soldiers will have a nice short life though, im sure


Posted By: Insurgent

Posted On: Sep 9, 2005
Views: 513
RE: Next terrorist target

Super soldiers cannot defeat Allah!

You pork-eatin' sons a bitches!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Sep 10, 2005
Views: 509
RE: Next terrorist target

I think the next terrorist target is southern Wisconsin. Then we will have no more of those silly cheesehead hats.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Sep 10, 2005
Views: 507
RE: Next terrorist target

its the mid east part of wisconsin ...the thumb part of the left hand mitten...that's where the packers are and alot of the cheese factories


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Sep 10, 2005
Views: 504
RE: Next terrorist target

Packers...so why are they called the Packers anyway? LOL


 

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