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Posted By: Applescruff

Posted On: Jan 3, 2006
Views: 1312
Personal Alien!

Who doesn't want a personal alien to talk to and hang with and visit his/her/planet with after they're done visiting here? I'm not talking about ownership, just friends. That'd be awesome!


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jan 3, 2006
Views: 1307
RE: Personal Alien!

why not ownership...im talking tentacle sex and whatever else!


Posted By: theo

Posted On: Jan 3, 2006
Views: 1300
RE: Personal Alien!

i guess when you are rejected by every single creature on this planet you have to wish for alien sex.


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 3, 2006
Views: 1290
RE: Personal Alien!

Hey, that's not a guess a theo!


Posted By: theo

Posted On: Jan 3, 2006
Views: 1286
RE: Personal Alien!

is that supposed to be english? how about giving it another try loser. im sure james will be glad to help you.


Posted By: a dude

Posted On: Jan 3, 2006
Views: 1281
RE: Personal Alien!

I just ejaculated on your post


Posted By: theo

Posted On: Jan 3, 2006
Views: 1276
RE: Personal Alien!

the stain you made on your monitor probably still makes more sense than anything snail has ever said.


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 4, 2006
Views: 1273
RE: Personal Alien!

Look Theo i understand that your starved for attention but i have a life of my own and cannot spend my time flirting with you. I know you have a crush on me but im a married man and im not into that sort of thing. Not that i think it's wrong mind you, it's just not for me. You shouldn't repress your sexuality, but you should explore it in a more positive manner.

Good luck with that,
Your friend Snail.


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 4, 2006
Views: 1271
RE: Personal Alien!

By the way, Theo, what does decroded mean? i looked in the dictionary but couldn't find it. Maybe james will know.

"unfortunate to see you posting snail, you decroded piece of crap"


Posted By: wes

Posted On: Jan 4, 2006
Views: 1261
RE: Personal Alien!

Sounds like a combination of decrepit and corroded... still doesn't make any sense.


Posted By: Napoleon Dynamite

Posted On: Jan 4, 2006
Views: 1242
RE: Personal Alien!

he stole that word from my movie, gosh!


Posted By: theo

Posted On: Jan 4, 2006
Views: 1233
RE: Personal Alien!

hey snail you didn't waste any time getting married now that your kind can legally get married there. You must have been second in line behind elton john. my guess is you are the catcher.


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 5, 2006
Views: 1221
RE: Personal Alien!

Ah i see what happened here, your confusing 'guess' with 'fantasy'. Don't worry, one day you will understand those urges you have to look at naked men.


Posted By: theo

Posted On: Jan 5, 2006
Views: 1218
RE: Personal Alien!

LOL! that coming from a bender like you! your stupid little attempt at hiding your lifestyle didn't work. i thought you guys were supposed to be proud of who you are. i mean really now, you make graham norton look butch. at least graham is a funny poof, you are just a stupid one.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 5, 2006
Views: 1209
RE: Personal Alien!

LOL Graham Norton IS a funny poof! I love his show.
There was another great show I saw last week called Keeping up Appearances or something like that. I was rolling on the floor laughing at that one.


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