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Posted By: James

Posted On: Jan 8, 2006
Views: 597
Tenth

Me new years resolutions are killing me, but I'm keeping to them.

Less reading and more writing.
Stop eating so god damn much.
Exercise more, and no masterbation, although it takes half an hour and gets my heart rate up, does not count.
Using the spell check (ok, so that one fell aside)
Finding a way to get my eyes fixed.

What are your new years resolutions? I don't think I'd seen anyone asking that last week.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jan 8, 2006
Views: 585
RE: Tenth

eat more (gotta gain at least 35lbs this year)

masturbate more (im afraid if i stop or slow down, my balls will continue making semen at a rapid rate and eventually make them explode)



Posted By: god

Posted On: Jan 9, 2006
Views: 566
RE: Tenth

i am scared of my balls exploding in a big seammeny mess too.(seammeny?)


Posted By: jarr jarr

Posted On: Jan 10, 2006
Views: 552
RE: Tenth

my balls explode regularly, but they explode through my pee hole and it feels good.


 

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