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Posted By: James

Posted On: Jan 15, 2006
Views: 187
Just Friends

I went to go see "Just Friends" at the theater I used to work at. God I hope I'm not that bad. Jesus, that poor guy. Ok, so because it's a movie he got the girl at the end, but thats not how it realy works. I don't keep a wall of pictures (does one, not on a wall, count?) I haven't tried to sing since my voice changed, and don't wear a retainer. Could it be that I'm just a normal looser fat guy and not quite as bad as the one in the movie, or am I worse because I'll never go to her unless she comes to me? ****, I hate this. Time should help, right? Damn I suck.

Anyway, if I ever get married (who am I kidding) hopefully she'll want classical music or something like that and not something ****ty. Some songs on that list are nice to listen to, but not at something like a wedding.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Jan 15, 2006
Views: 177
RE: Just Friends

Wait, aren't you in your early 20's? Why are you even thinking about marriage?
Look, just live life day by day and try to enjoy it. If the right gal for you is out there, you'll find each other and take things from there. Being with someone who doesn't really love you is a million times worse than being alone.
Wanting to be with someone you know you'll never have will fade away as you get older and you'll realize that it wasn't love afterall, just lust.
Try not to be down on yourself either, it's a turnoff.


Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Jan 15, 2006
Views: 171
RE: Just Friends

some real bad advice there. you should definitely be down on yourself. only you know how bad you truly suck. and yes, you should be thinking about marriage. marry the first damn thing that will sleep with you, even if you have to order one from one of those war torn, get-me-outta-here type of countries. jeez, you don't want to die alone do you? here's your problem, you're a twenty something guy who thinks like a teen something girl. why are you at a chick flick without a chick?! why don't you just tattoo 'don't bother ladies, i have a vagina' on your face? you know what type of guys chicks want, the kind for which they keep passing you over. stop being so James already.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Jan 16, 2006
Views: 151
RE: Just Friends

Thanks observant, you usualy give good advice.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Jan 16, 2006
Views: 147
RE: Just Friends

It was either that or Zathura (sp?) it's some futuristic remake of Jumanji or something, looked like ****.

If the girls want someone who's super macho then that'd not the girl for me. I guess growing up with four girls in the house and just my little brother I got a little ****ed up. I am the way girls say they want a guy (other than the health problems and being fat) but we all know they don't want what they say they want. I don't want to change. Why bother? None of us can be any more or less than who we are.

BTW, go with me to a medieval or Renaissance fair and I'll kick ass in every event you can think of. From sword fighting, to poetry, to tossing stones. Whatever, I guess that makes me man enough for myself, just need someone else to see that.


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 16, 2006
Views: 136
RE: Just Friends

James just needs to find a girl that wants a lesbian lifestyle with the sex life of a Eunuch. Either that or become a poof. Before I found my life partner I would find all kinds of other poofs that liked more effeminate guys.


Posted By:

Posted On: Jan 16, 2006
Views: 131
RE: Just Friends

james, 'funny' tops the list for what women say they want, not 'funny-looking'.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Jan 16, 2006
Views: 130
RE: Just Friends

Anything to make her happy I guess, I like to shop, go to movies and all that, but you have the sex part wrong. I want to have so much sex it makes rabits blush and by the time I'm 40 I'll need a hip replacement.

I guess I'm my own problem. I was starting to get out and meet people, but now with my eyes I don't go out. Once I get them fixed I'll start over. I'm just woried that I cant get them fixed. How do you meet people if you cant see? It's not the seeing them, as long as she has simmiler intrests and she's smart then I'm good. But how do you go out and meet people?


Posted By: wong

Posted On: Jan 17, 2006
Views: 111
RE: Just Friends

Maybe you could qualify for a school for the blind and meet a girl there - she wouldn't mind how ugly you are.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Jan 17, 2006
Views: 105
RE: Just Friends

As soon as my eyes are fixed Rehab. is going to send me to their school to finish up Culinary. They don't have a pastry program, whatever, I'm just happy to get into school at this point. Funny that a Rehab. school wants to wait till I'm healthy to have me attend though.


Posted By: TK

Posted On: Jan 17, 2006
Views: 101
RE: Just Friends

Funny how it is all a bunch of LIES!


Posted By: James

Posted On: Jan 17, 2006
Views: 99
RE: Just Friends

Belive me or not, PS3 kid.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jan 18, 2006
Views: 73
RE: Just Friends

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