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| Posted By: Funny Code Name Here Posted On: Jan 16, 2006 Views: 713 | wedding advice ...sorry i had been on special assignment (operation holiday)... *ahem* honeymoons shall change the thoughts that love stinks. but a hellish highway ride home again home again lickity split may make you realize that she ****en hates you. (if not your wife then sertainly your mistress) you will probably need a way to release your stress every body like kung fu fighting i am told. yesterday will remind you to tell her she is too sexy but tomorrow you will want to remember the sonds of silence if you want to start the fire as she bangs you. in the final countdown *nudge nudge wink wink* take your not so broken wings and say say say "ill be there for you" then if you are lucky it will be party all the time in the bedroom and you can do it all for the nookie (as long as she doesnt buy a mr. roboto) in papas new bag is mozarts requiem but you know that your babys got back and that is all that matters, right? thats right so take no prisoners men and enjoy your marrage (for the first few months anyway!) |
| Posted By: FCNH Posted On: Jan 16, 2006 Views: 711 | RE: wedding advice ps dont let james bake you cake |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Jan 16, 2006 Views: 708 | RE: wedding advice LOL I'm not currently baking cakes anyway. |