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Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Feb 10, 2006
Views: 648
Back from the dead...

I haven't posted here in quite a long time, 6 months or so at least. So I figured it was time to check it out again.

And what's the first thing I see? Dragonmaster making excuses for how he didn't finish chef school.

Nothing much changes with that kid, does it?


Posted By: whoever

Posted On: Feb 10, 2006
Views: 637
RE: Back from the dead...

Hi Bob Dole! Why were you gone for so long?


Posted By: James

Posted On: Feb 10, 2006
Views: 635
RE: Back from the dead...

you came back just to bitch, nothing changed there either.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 11, 2006
Views: 630
RE: Back from the dead...

nope, hes the same now as hes been a year ago..
did u read his plan to put the world under one rule?
its about as fun to read as any of his posts...which means i didnt read it


Posted By: poetman

Posted On: Feb 11, 2006
Views: 623
RE: Back from the dead...

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
and a dark wind blows
the government is corrupt
and we're on so many drugs
with the radio on and the curtains drawn

we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death

the sun has fallen down
and the billboards are all leering
and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

it went like this:

the buildings tumbled in on themselves
mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
and pulled out their hair

the skyline was beautiful on fire
all twisted metal stretching upwards
everything washed in a thin orange haze

i said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
these are truly the last days"

you grabbed my hand and we fell into it
like a daydream or a fever

we woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
for sure it's the valley of death

i open up my wallet
and it's full of blood



Posted By: yuk!

Posted On: Feb 11, 2006
Views: 621
RE: Back from the dead...

Oh my god, that is awful. That is the worst poem I have ever read! I am shaking with anger right now over the fact that someone taught you how to read and write.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 11, 2006
Views: 616
RE: Back from the dead...

obviously TK reciting his favorite Creed song


Posted By: paulo

Posted On: Feb 11, 2006
Views: 614
RE: Back from the dead...

that's the worst poem I've ever read. I couldn't write something worse if I tried. Well, let me give it a try anyway...

My heart hurts like a needle trough thread,
the donkeys are dying and the ponies are dead.

The country's going to hell in a fruit basket,
but the fruit isn't fruit it's dead babies' heads.



Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 11, 2006
Views: 609
RE: Back from the dead...

thats liek a song from a death metal band


Posted By: Face Frown

Posted On: Feb 11, 2006
Views: 607
RE: Back from the dead...

smiley-face


Posted By: Bob Dole

Posted On: Feb 12, 2006
Views: 595
RE: Back from the dead...

That wasn't Bob Dole! Bob Dole is Bob Dole! Bob Dole!


 

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