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| Posted By: James Posted On: Feb 12, 2006 Views: 372 | Happy Valentines Day. Congrats to all you lucky bastards who are with someone. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Feb 12, 2006 Views: 371 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. Wow, that hasn't happened in a few months. Anyway, I'd love to go into a rant of how it sucks being single, but why bother. I guess the whole handyman, reliable, honest, trustworthy, faithful, lets go shopping then talk stuff I have going for me is countered by low self esteem and being fat. yea. |
| Posted By: Sweetheart Posted On: Feb 12, 2006 Views: 359 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. I love you, James. And you too, James. I LOVE YOU. |
| Posted By: mc Posted On: Feb 12, 2006 Views: 356 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. How can v.d. be bad when it means spending time, having a few drinks, with your good close friends...who are also single. And it's cheaper. :) |
| Posted By: guest Posted On: Feb 13, 2006 Views: 327 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. V.D. is always bad. Oh...you meant valentine's day...never mind. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Feb 13, 2006 Views: 310 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. Thanks Sweetheart. Good vibes your way. It's probably something wrong with me, but I if I had someone to live for I'd take better care of myself and go out and do more. mc, I'm a pagan in WV. I only know of one other (I don't get out much now anyway) and she's married now. She decided that when she was married we couldn't talk anymore. Whatever. Also it's hard for people to get around religion. Now I'm coming up with excuses. guest, lol |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Feb 13, 2006 Views: 287 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. Soooo...... How much snow did you get? I've got 11" at my place. |
| Posted By: God Posted On: Feb 13, 2006 Views: 284 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. Valentines Day, just another day to remind those of us who are alone, that we are still alone. |
| Posted By: Really? Posted On: Feb 13, 2006 Views: 279 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. God? God, is that you? I guess God can't get a date either. Sad. James-sorry about the whole handyman complex. |
| Posted By: my parents are dead Posted On: Feb 13, 2006 Views: 275 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. Christmas, thanksgiving, easter, etc. are pretty fun too when you don't have a family. |
| Posted By: Posted On: Feb 14, 2006 Views: 268 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. Hey! James is handy. He fixed a toilet once. Plus he invented an engine for nasa. That has to be pretty handy. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Feb 14, 2006 Views: 258 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. By fixing a toilet do you mean completely redoing a bathroom? Then, ...........aw, **** it. whatever. Yea, apparently you do go blind if you wank it once in a while. God, Please take away all the ****tards, and please stop killing kittens and little kids that don't know anything. Oh, and whats up with giving kids cancer? Or the elephant man? What the holy ****? Did you choke on all that money and die? Of course I know asking anything is futile, but just thought I'd ask anyway. |
| Posted By: Bob Dole Posted On: Feb 14, 2006 Views: 251 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. James you come on here and post the qualities that you think you have that a woman would want in a man. Unfortunately, your list reads like a list of stuff her gay friend would do for her. Go shopping and then talk? Women don't want that gay crap. They want a man that isn't whiney and can sack up and be a man when he needs to be. You'll never find anyone. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Feb 14, 2006 Views: 245 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. I can be that to. It's kind of hard to prove your manliness on the internet. I'm not completely like this offline. The stereotype gay man thing is a good thing. I just couldn't handle the sex part of it. That means I have good style, hair, and can provide all the stuff a woman wants but can't get withought a gay friend. Yet I'd like us to **** all day long till neither of us can stand up. I'm not going to bother with the size thing, even if I put up a picture you people will say it's photoshoped or something. (it does make me wonder how Ron made his money, I'm as fat as he is and yet I'm b... never-mind) lol, lets see the responses to this one. |
| Posted By: Posted On: Feb 14, 2006 Views: 235 | RE: Happy Valentines Day. James, you are like those idiots on American Idol that yell and scream into the camera that they are the best singer ever and then when they do finally sing they sound like pennies thrown into a gear box. They get told they suck so they flip out at the camera and say that everyone else is wrong and one day they will make it. What you need is a Simon to sit you down and tell you you are not a fraction of what you think you are. Fat, blind, living at home, fantisizing about wizards and dragons, playing with swords, lying about the size of your unit and pretty much everything else, and living in WV. These are not the traits of %99.9999999999999 of the woman on the planet. |
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