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Posted By: Dr. Phil Posted On: Feb 17, 2006 Views: 157	need therapy? If anyone needs help, I'm here to listen.
Posted By: James Posted On: Feb 17, 2006 Views: 150	RE: need therapy? (I sitting in my small workshop weaving some chain maille and I see a hook with some cheese drop down in front of me. I think, what the hell, I'll take the bait.) So what can the good doc. do for me?
Posted By: Dr. Phil Posted On: Feb 17, 2006 Views: 144	RE: need therapy? You need to get a grade school level education and stop pretending to be James.
Posted By: adam Posted On: Feb 17, 2006 Views: 136	RE: need therapy? i took a shit on my penis a week ago and now it has a weird growth on it where the shit was... what should i do?
Posted By: James Posted On: Feb 17, 2006 Views: 133	RE: need therapy? Actualy that was me trying to add a little humor. Sorry Anyway, sure. I need therapy. Why not.
Posted By: Dr. Phil Posted On: Feb 18, 2006 Views: 114	RE: need therapy? All right. So what's your problem?
Posted By: Dr Phil Posted On: Feb 18, 2006 Views: 110	RE: need therapy? Boy, why are you impersonating me? Why would I be on here trying to help the unhelpable when I could be spending that time chasing college tail?
Posted By: Dr. Phil Posted On: Feb 18, 2006 Views: 105	RE: need therapy? Everyone is helpable, even James.
Posted By: James Posted On: Feb 18, 2006 Views: 101	RE: need therapy? Ok, lets see. Where to start. I was diagnosed with Neuroblastoma when I was 10. (cancer in sinus and spinal cord) I don't really remember much before that. The doctor said that he only knew of 5 people at the time, including me, that had ever had it. I am the only person to have made it this far. Thanks to what they learned in treating me a little girl was later saved from it. Lucky right? Wrong. They now know not to treat it so toughly. Because of that type of chemotherapy (no longer used) I now have heart problems, and with the radiation treatments (not used as strong anymore on kids) I have cataracts. My thyroid is ****ed up now to so I eat a carrot and gain weight. I can't smell because thats where the cancer was. I have metal plates for a nose, eye socket, and half of my forehead. My blood pressure is way up to. Whatever, everything but the heart problems and smelling can be fixed. Thats the thing, I can't afford to go to the doctor, and free clinics don't cover operations. I cant blame the doctors and hospitals, they have done 13 and never got a penny. I just need a medical card, but I can't, so far anyway, get one. Anyway, during my last year in High School I decided what I wanted to do. Everything was going great. A few hang-ups, such as running out of funds for collage, but with everything else I've been through no big deal. I was working at Starbucks and in one year go to supervisor elsewhere in the building, get a car, move out on my own, ext. I even get another great job lined up. Things are finally going my way. I'm even dating someone. Me, with a girlfriend. I've only had one other before, and that ended pretty badly. Then my cataracts get so bad that I get sent home from work. Now I'm ****ed up. I loose everything. My car is sitting in the driveway, girlfriend apparently just with me for money, bla bla bla. So I'm sitting here at the family house, as in, mom, grandma, brother, aunt, and everybody else may as well live here. Now imagine this, they are all strict Christians, I am Pagan. I am ****ed. SO I guess in short if you want to ignore all that up there. I worked hard to get where I was going, to just have the chance that everyone else did, and now all thats taken because I can't get a simple operation on my eyes. Even when I do get them fixed, it's going to take years to catch up. If the family dosen't burn me first.
Posted By: James - Cliff Notes Posted On: Feb 18, 2006 Views: 71	RE: need therapy? Here is the Cliff notes version: • Made up having cancer for sympathy. Accidentally picked one that hits middle aged men. Oops!. It was actually a sinus infection. Nobody look that one up please! • Need to make it rare so nobody can point out the lies. Found a Doctor that never heard of it. They were a Doctor of mathematics in Indonesia that didn't speak English. • Not getting enough sympathy so I now also have a laundry list of other 'problems' • I am really fat and like most fat people I don't take any responsibility for that. It has to be my thyroid. And Cortisol. • I could get fat from eating a carrot but I usually just have three double whoppers with cheese. • I can't smell (I should have checked on this before making this one up since it ruins my whole 'gonna be a chef' story. • I am kind of funny looking so I tell people that I have metal plates so they maybe feel sorry for me. • My obesity has caused me high blood pressure • I don't go to the doctor because that is all about fixing problems and I am not about that. I just tell people I can't get a card and can't afford medical care. I just hope nobody reading this knows that if I were really in this bad of shape social security would cover me and that there are hospitals like Mercy that help anyone regardless of ability to pay. • I like to do collage but couldn't afford scissors. • Worked at Starbucks, then transfered up to Burger King. Was lining up a job as a truck driver and my ass was big enough to qualify. • I found a girl that didn't spray mace into my eyes when I approached so I decided she was my girlfriend. I have only had one other and she faked her own death to get away from me. • I got fired for eating all the food at Burger King. I make up the cataract thing as cover. Hoping nobody notices that I can read forums ok and that the reading software I sometimes claim to use does not misspell words like 'collage' and 'loose' • My car is a piece of ****. Nothing like the engine I designed for nasa. • I realized my 'girlfriend' will only come by my barstool when I put money in her G String. Hope nobody questions why I say have a girl that is after my money and at the same time say I can't afford medical care. • I am weird. Really weird. I become a pagan because picking out clothes is easy and it allows me to justify my bizarre ways by pretending I am part of an elite group. Really, I am just really really weird. • I live is a ****ty house with all my kin. I built my room out of left over lumber. I get my power from an extension cord. • In short, I am a lazy ass that doesn't want to do anything. I would like the world to just give me what is owed me for being born. I need attention. Lot of it. I will make up any story just to get it. You need to feel sorry for me because I am a sad but brilliant person who usually spells everything wrong and gets 99% of my facts wrong but it doesn't matter because everyone will forget by next week.

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