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Posted By: Dick Cheney

Posted On: Feb 20, 2006
Views: 1257
Why do I do it?

Why do I keep grabbing for more and more power? What do I gain? Don't I have enough? Isn't my legacy more important considering I can drop dead any moment? Why all the greed? Help me Dr. Seuss!


Posted By: hal

Posted On: Feb 20, 2006
Views: 1255
RE: Why do I do it?

I don't understand either. I mean, what do you do when you have way more money than you could ever possibly use? In your case I guess you just grab for more, and tell people to fuck off when they ask questions.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Feb 20, 2006
Views: 1246
RE: Why do I do it?

Hal, lol, that made my day.

I still wonder though, how he thought a mans face was a bird. How much of that money did he smoke?


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Feb 21, 2006
Views: 1216
RE: Why do I do it?

Maybe he had been wathing too much Sesame Street and maybe he thought that he was shooting Big Bird's cousin...for the record, my dad got shot in the hand from one of his good friends while bird hunting.


Posted By: green

Posted On: Feb 21, 2006
Views: 1207
RE: Why do I do it?

damn it, i was going to use the shooting people joke


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 22, 2006
Views: 1201
RE: Why do I do it?

john stewart from the daily show said it best
how do you walk up to a bunch of caged chickens, and miss them when your 20 ft away and hit a mans face instead

my guess is that it wasnt accidental, and its all a cover-up...you can get away with anything when your in the cabinet


Posted By:

Posted On: Feb 22, 2006
Views: 1199
RE: Why do I do it?

god damn, you're one retarded mother ****er


Posted By: cc

Posted On: Feb 22, 2006
Views: 1195
RE: Why do I do it?

John Stewart is an Idiot and he is not funny


Posted By: mm

Posted On: Feb 23, 2006
Views: 1188
RE: Why do I do it?

You are an idiot.


Posted By: Jon Stewart

Posted On: Feb 23, 2006
Views: 1179
RE: Why do I do it?

Seriously, could you please spell my name correctly?


Posted By: Mr. Fantasia

Posted On: Feb 24, 2006
Views: 1169
RE: Why do I do it?

Hey, can I get a ticket to your show? Not that I think it's particularly funny... but I haven't been to L.A. in a while. Do you give out air tickets too?


Posted By: Jon Stewert

Posted On: Feb 24, 2006
Views: 1166
RE: Why do I do it?

You god damn moron, the show is taped in NEW YORK!


Posted By: Jon Stewart

Posted On: Feb 24, 2006
Views: 1162
RE: Why do I do it?

uh...it isn't Stewert either, you shouldn't go around calling people moron, moron!


Posted By: Jon StewErt

Posted On: Feb 25, 2006
Views: 1158
RE: Why do I do it?

There is more than one way to spell a name you god damn moron jackass


Posted By: John

Posted On: Feb 25, 2006
Views: 1156
RE: Why do I do it?

You are both jackasses it's STUART you fuckin retards


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