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Posted By: James

Posted On: Feb 27, 2006
Views: 1365
Back with a question

OK...so I said I was leaving and mostly I have but I kind of have a medical question and as most of you know I can't afford to go to the doctor. I know I am just going to get a bunch of **** for this.....**** it...I'll ask anyhow and hope someone knows the answer. This is kind of personal but like I said, I can't get a medical card or afford to see a doctor....I hope I don't regret this....OK, so lately I have noticed an odor like yogurt coming from my....well my genitals. I can't get rid of it no matter how much I wash. Does anyone know what it could be? It would be nice is nobody gave me **** about this because it is serious.


Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Feb 27, 2006
Views: 1361
RE: Back with a question

this can't possibly be the real james. no one would admit this. if it is, you've got bigger problems than smelly balls. you're an idiot.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Feb 27, 2006
Views: 1356
RE: Back with a question

**** you superfly. I said I didn't want to tell anyone but I have no choice. It has me worried.


Posted By: Dr. Phil

Posted On: Feb 28, 2006
Views: 1352
RE: Back with a question

James, since you are obviously smearing yogurt on your penis for your cats to lick off, I would suggest alternating between that and cottage cheese. Cats like it just as much but the different scents will offset each other.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 28, 2006
Views: 1346
RE: Back with a question

that means that your father already got to that little doggy before you did


Posted By: serlady

Posted On: Feb 28, 2006
Views: 1344
RE: Back with a question

it's called vagisil... you know guys can get the yeast infection too. if it smells and it's cheesy it's a yeast infection. wear less tight pants, boxers>briefs. dont drink so much beer. use the cream. your boys will thank you.


Posted By: billlll

Posted On: Feb 28, 2006
Views: 1334
RE: Back with a question

use vagisil on my balls? no thanks!


Posted By: James

Posted On: Feb 28, 2006
Views: 1325
RE: Back with a question

Thanks serlady for not being like the other ****nuts here. I know about vagisil and yeast infections because sometimes I get them under the loose skin under my arm pits (don't laugh) and the pharmasist told me that vagisil would clear it up and it did. This is something different though. This smells like yogurt that has gone bad and nothing makes it go away. Damn I wish I could get a medical card so **** like this wouldn't be such a big deal and I wouldn't have to tell the world.

Oh yea, **** you adam!


Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Feb 28, 2006
Views: 1304
RE: Back with a question

yeah the only other way to deal with this is to tell strangers about it on a website. there are free health fact sites and toll free numbers to call if you're serious.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Feb 28, 2006
Views: 1300
RE: Back with a question

no way is this the real james, but ill play along cos its funny lol

dont laugh? you mean dont throw up....i thought you lost weight...you shouldnt be having that problem in your arm pits regardless of weight anyway....ok, you shouldnt be having this problem at all....i know in west virginia its cool to have sex with children and animals and never shower...but look what its done to your penis...lift up that smelly greasy belly and move it to the side and just look at what has happened to your penis


Posted By: superbee

Posted On: Mar 1, 2006
Views: 1289
RE: Back with a question

mmm... marinated penis... sounds good.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Mar 1, 2006
Views: 1280
RE: Back with a question

I said **** you adam. Nobody asked you to play along. I am only talkingto the people that take me serious. I get a lot of email from people that want to help but don't want to be laughed by people like you.

To anyone else that has any ideas on how to help me figure this thing out, just email me.

cinealta_draiodoir@yahoo.com

Thanks.


Posted By: billy bob

Posted On: Mar 1, 2006
Views: 1278
RE: Back with a question

nice copying there, fake James. No one is buying it you fat greasy pillsbury dough boy


Posted By: James

Posted On: Mar 1, 2006
Views: 1274
RE: Back with a question

adam, don't you have anything better to do?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Mar 1, 2006
Views: 1265
RE: Back with a question

now that's a stupid question


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