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Posted By: robert

Posted On: Mar 5, 2006
Views: 1248
dames

I swear to god, all of you dames just confuse the **** outta me, all of a sudden one day you're sweet and loving, and then the next day, I get my ass chewed out when I've done nothing wrong. Seriously ladies, please indulge me on your big secret, do you hold some kind of secret meeting or something? Do you all gather together and say: "ok, today we're gonna act all weird and not let them know what the hell is going on." Please, would some woman field this question for me...


Posted By: Lady

Posted On: Mar 5, 2006
Views: 1242
RE: dames

First off, you might want to refrain from using the word 'Dame' to address a woman.


Posted By: g-spot

Posted On: Mar 6, 2006
Views: 1233
RE: dames

yeah, why talk like Sam Spade when there are so many colorful alternatives, such as: chicks, babes, strudel, broads, girlies, hoochies, skirts, trim, twists, bitches etc. There are also the more personal names you can use when addressing some little cupcake (see how I slip in an example? I make learning fun) in a one-on-one situation, such as: the aforementioned cupcake, toots, honey, sweetie, doll, baby, doll baby etc. Would anyone like to provide another example? C'mon people, don't make me pick someone at random.


Posted By: p-spot

Posted On: Mar 6, 2006
Views: 1224
RE: dames

the reason you are confused is because women have a much more advanced comprehension of relationships, you will never know what's going on and they know how to manipulate and test you.


Posted By: wet-spot

Posted On: Mar 6, 2006
Views: 1217
RE: dames

If by "advanced" you mean insecure, paranoid, and emotional wrecks then I agree with you.


Posted By: ...

Posted On: Mar 6, 2006
Views: 1186
RE: dames

yes. let us all make sweeping generalizations about the entire female sex based on the idiocy and moodiness of one guy's girlfriend. not all women are like that. some women scheme and are horrible and fake. some men scheme and manipulate and are horrible and fake. it goes both ways. whether the person is male or female, anybody who acts like that is not the best person to date.


Posted By: spotting

Posted On: Mar 6, 2006
Views: 1175
RE: dames

Sounds like someone is on the rag.


Posted By: .-.

Posted On: Mar 6, 2006
Views: 1170
RE: dames

All guys do is whine, whine, whine!


Posted By: -.-

Posted On: Mar 6, 2006
Views: 1165
RE: dames

All lesbian bull dykes do is bitch about guys


Posted By: j-sammy

Posted On: Mar 6, 2006
Views: 1158
RE: dames

for all the feminist advancement of the last 50 years, chicks can't get away from their own nature. They all see other women as competition, all like to be told they're pretty and all want a man to take control and protect them. They're very hormonal creatures so they are given to wild mood swings and erratic behavior. Just gotta laugh it off. But let her know who wears the daddy pants and she'll worship you. Sorry, ladies, I've seen it proven time and again.


Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Mar 7, 2006
Views: 1153
RE: dames

the last post is really stupid. come out of the 50's dude.


Posted By:

Posted On: Mar 7, 2006
Views: 1147
RE: dames

You have to forgive superfly. He makes soap for a living and has never seen a girl naked except for in Playboy once.


Posted By:

Posted On: Mar 7, 2006
Views: 1145
RE: dames

I'd rather live in the 50's than the 70's.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Mar 7, 2006
Views: 1139
RE: dames

How about in 06'? Equal is the key. The ladies only whine and bitch as much as us guys do.


Posted By:

Posted On: Mar 7, 2006
Views: 1134
RE: dames

I would suggest replacing "us guys" with "I", it makes more sense that way.


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