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Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Mar 7, 2006
Views: 620
new oscar categories

Most Cocks Sucked to Get a Role
Most Blow Consumed in a Trailer
Most Attempts on Keanu Reeves' Life
Best Forcible Sodomization of an Underaged Male by a Leading Man
Best Documentarial Call for the Legalization of Marijuana
Best Crackpot Opinion That No One Should Care About (goes to Tom Cruise every year)
Creepiest Hollywood Relationship
Hottest Chick that Ben Affleck ****ed This Year
The Drew Barrymore Award: Hollywood's Youngest Alcoholic
The Molly Ringwald Award: Wildest Career Slide
First to Nail...(Hollywood newbie name here-this year, let's say, Hayden Panettiere)


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Posted On: Mar 7, 2006
Views: 614
RE: new oscar categories

I think you have clearly shown why you do not come up with polls. Those are awful.


Posted By: superfly

Posted On: Mar 7, 2006
Views: 595
RE: new oscar categories

i think they're more interesting than best art direction, but yes, they're awful. and you've clearly shown why you don't sign your posts, you unimaginative dummy.


Posted By:

Posted On: Mar 7, 2006
Views: 592
RE: new oscar categories

I didn't know it took imagination to point out the obvious. I hope you are better at your soap making than you are at trying to be clever.


Posted By: j-sammy

Posted On: Mar 8, 2006
Views: 590
RE: new oscar categories

Hayden Pina Colada or whatever is way hot!!! I'd hit that in a second!!


 

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