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Posted By: James

Posted On: Mar 8, 2006
Views: 689
My eyes!!!!

Dam it adam! I told you to put it on my chest when you cummed on me, not in my eyes. That's why my eyes are so ****ed up, you bastard!


Posted By: Mike

Posted On: Mar 8, 2006
Views: 685
RE: My eyes!!!!

You know about email right? The rest of us don't have to know about your sexual adventures with 'adam'.


Posted By:

Posted On: Mar 8, 2006
Views: 681
RE: My eyes!!!!

If a person could physically hurt themselves attempting comedy the same way they could by attempting to lift something too heavy, the previous poster would be spending the next few days in the hospital.


Posted By: Mike

Posted On: Mar 9, 2006
Views: 672
RE: My eyes!!!!

Unlike the previous post, my post was not a failed attempt at comedy.


Posted By: HAH!

Posted On: Mar 9, 2006
Views: 669
RE: My eyes!!!!

It is always sad to see someone so clueless about their own lack of ability that they think they are good at something. You see it on American Idol at the beginning of each season.

Mike, you are not funny. You are to comedy what William Hung is to opera.


Posted By: Mike

Posted On: Mar 9, 2006
Views: 667
RE: My eyes!!!!

Clueless is the perfect word to describe yourself. If someone says "good morning" to you, do you tell them that wasn't funny? They would probably agree with you. You obviously think this message board is some kind of twisted web comedy version of American Idol, except you don't have to show your face and post anonymously like a coward with juvenile put-downs that I doubt anyone finds funny.


Posted By: HAH!

Posted On: Mar 9, 2006
Views: 663
RE: My eyes!!!!

Poor baby...somebody hurt your little feelings? Sorry but you aren't funny. Not even a little bit. You wouldn't know funny if it crawled up your leg and bit you in the ass. You are funny like a mime. You are Police Academy 6 funny. You are stage 4 tumor funny. You're funny like a tax audit. You are snake bite on the genitals funny. You are funny like a root canal. You are Arsenio Hall funny.

Way to take a simple analogy and totally misread it into maybe the worst profile ever. You have been watching to much CSI.


Posted By: Mike

Posted On: Mar 9, 2006
Views: 660
RE: My eyes!!!!

Your jokes are analogous to "your momma's so fat" jokes. Cheap and easy to make up. You probably think you are pushing the envelope with your comedic genius, but you are only impressing yourself. Get your head out of your ass. The snake biting genitals would be funny if it were your genitals.


Posted By: HAH!

Posted On: Mar 9, 2006
Views: 650
RE: My eyes!!!!

Your posts are analogous to reading a third grader's attempt at a book report on something they haven't read. You want to say something that makes you sound intelligent and doesn't give away your stupidity but you just aren't able to fake it.

Speaking of your mamma and genitals, she quite enjoyed mine last night.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Mar 10, 2006
Views: 637
RE: My eyes!!!!

all of you aren't funny...these "i am and you are" posts can go on forever...and you do it on every thread


Posted By: Mike

Posted On: Mar 10, 2006
Views: 634
RE: My eyes!!!!

I know... theo/green/no-name thinks he's some kind of comedian but he's just coming off as a jackass


Posted By: Mike

Posted On: Mar 10, 2006
Views: 630
RE: My eyes!!!!

Oh yea... and please ignore the fact that I perpetuate these posts with even stupider replies. I know that I am an idiot but I don't need it pointed out to me my some no-name dick.I will not give up on my fantasy that I am exceptionally hilarious no matter what anyone says. While I'm at the confessional I would also ask people forget that while I do not like theo/green/no-name idiot using several names like a coward, I myself post under several names. I don't want to be held to those same standards. Thanks for understanding.


Posted By: Mike

Posted On: Mar 10, 2006
Views: 628
RE: My eyes!!!!

oh... and another thing. While I agree that I'm no comedian, I have never actually attempted to be funny nor would I have expected anyone to laugh at my posts. just makes it more pathetic when mr. no-name tries to argue with me in humorous way and fails miserably.


Posted By: CLA

Posted On: Mar 11, 2006
Views: 617
RE: My eyes!!!!

Im hoping mr no name will realise no one finds him funny and evenyually leave.. but i doubt he will do the decent thing.. but hes like a bad smell that you cannot get away from.


Posted By: Mike

Posted On: Mar 11, 2006
Views: 613
RE: My eyes!!!!

Please don't take this the wrong way but I don't really want you replying to my posts. When someone that spells as bad as you do gives me support, I look as bad as you do. That smell thing, I have found that if you shower regularly that bad smell does go away so maybe you should try that.


 

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