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| Posted By: Breezy Posted On: Mar 28, 2006 Views: 734 | I would rather... I would rather live next door to the WHOLE list all at once then live above the psychotic, white trash, obnoxious freaks I live above now! Go back though the "Neighbad" postings and find one called "Top Ten Reasons Why Brie's Neighbors Suck Giant Monkey Balls". It has only gotten worse since!!! |
| Posted By: Board Historian Posted On: Mar 28, 2006 Views: 729 | RE: I would rather... Nobody is going to search so here is that post: Top Ten Reasons Why Brie's Neighbors Suck Giant Monkey Balls! 10. The one had a cookout on their nasty, rusty-ass grill! I came home later that night to a strange smell that I could not identify. The next morning, my boyfriend went outside to smoke, and the smell was much stronger. They had left the propane tank on all night and what had started out as an unrecognizable smells had turned into a full on propane cloud surrounding my apartment (I live on the top floor, the Lunatics are downstairs). Thank God the crazy, deaf old guy who smokes while he's on his oxygen tank hadn't light up outside that morning!!!! 9. They left a wheelchair out front, on which is has rained several times. If I wanted tacky lawn ornaments, I would at least go for the garden gnomes. 8. They do not seem to understand that the trash collectors will not come to the back of the house to pick up garbage, resulting in a nasty, smelly, MAGGOTY can full of trash in the area where our cans are kept. This is also by my entrance to the basement,where my washer and dryer are, causing it to reek like garbage. 7. I have asked several times (NICELY, I might add) for them to not keep their patio set in my driveway, since we have a huge backyard and they have their own driveway to keep it in. It is still there. I am too nice to just run it over with my damn car, which is what I feel like doing. Of course, the old guy can't get enough lead on his oxygen hose for them to keep it anyplace else. 6. When I moved in, I was told that it was an older couple and their adult daughter living there. Great! However, there are no less then four cars parked outside and sometimes as many as 7. Who the hell is living there????? And why don't they bring that damn wheelchair inside??? 5. My entrance is in the back of the house, through a door and up some stairs. The Lunatics also can use that door , since their back door also goes out that way. That would be fine, except more then once, they have locked the common door from the inside! What the ****??? I mean, first of all, if they are trying to keep the lunatics out, it's not working, and second of all, that's my ONLY entrance! How are people supposed to get in??? URGH! 4. They seem to have two volumes for general conversation, which are no lower then primal scream and are often louder then your basic sonic boom. I mean, the sounds of "PASS THE SALT" or "ANSWER THE ****ING PHONE" get to be a little much. Particularly if you are trying to sleep or study, which are the only things I do at home since I work 7 days a week and go to school. 3. In the disturbing your sleep category, I have heard more screaming, yelling, throwing-things-around fights then you would typically witness on any reality show. And trust me, there is no fame in store of these morons. They seem to brawl for their own amusement. 2. I can always hear the TV downstairs. No matter what. For example, last night, I was watching the Emmy's on a TV no more then 8 feet from my head while my boyfriend tuned his guitar, and I could hear the TV a full floor down, through a carpeted floor, ABOVE all of that!! I mean, what the hell is their problem??? Have they not heard of "Closed Captioning for the Deaf"??? And the number one reason why my neighbors suck????????? 1. SOME IDIOT SOLD THESE LUNATICS A KARAOKE MACHINE!!!! Until you have heard the screaming banshee version of Avril Lavignes "I"m With You", you really haven't experienced torture. And that's my sad story. Short of asking them to be quiet, complaining to my landlord, calling the cops, or attaching a hose to my tailpipe, turning it on, and sneaking it into an open window (oops, who said that?) I am out of ideas!!! Let me know if you have any!! |
| Posted By: Posted On: Mar 28, 2006 Views: 725 | RE: I would rather... Good - I was looking around for it but couldn't find it... here's a different one that caught my attention: Hey Todd, My cousin had a terrible neighbor. She would show up unannounced and hang around FOREVER and she was obnoxious, and not very nice smelling, either. She would help herself to whatever you had in the fridge, and if she didn't see her choice food or beverage, she would ask for it! Anyway, one day my cousin and I looked out her window and spotted the neighbor in the yard, but she wasn't walking towards the house. She was instead standing still. After a moment we spied a trickle of yellow liquid streaming down her leg. She was wearing a large dress, as she was a rather large woman. After a moment, she turned on her heel, and walked on towards the house not adjusting anything, or pulling up any underwear or ANYTHING. We were really grossed out and learned to pretend not to be home when she walked up! And get this...her name was Buford. Only in WV |
| Posted By: Everybody Posted On: Mar 28, 2006 Views: 704 | RE: RE: I would rather... We didn't read that. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 28, 2006 Views: 692 | RE: I would rather... hahaha someone lives next to james and his mother! as for that first person...there is no way landlords in my area would let anything close to that stuff go on...you probly live in a ****in ghetto where there's garbage everywhere...move out! ppl dont kick out old people usually so they probably wont go anywhere besides 6 feet under in the coming years...spend the extra 50/mo on rent or whatever and youll be happier...cheap people from the ghetto (black people) will go to the cheapest place, even if its like a dollar cheaper than another "whos living in there?" mexicans? its common for them to jump the border and get a small place and live with like 15 to 25 other people...its common, also, for them to raise cod in their basement... |
| Posted By: Breezy Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 673 | RE: I would rather... Actually, it's in a really nice area of New Jersey that I think people like them could never afford to buy a house in so they are career renters! |
| Posted By: Breezy Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 672 | RE: I would rather... And also, by the way, obnoxious knows no color. It is represented by all races, religions, and backgrounds. |
| Posted By: Froggy Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 670 | RE: I would rather... Adam is the resident racist so that is why he said that. He's actually a bigger loser then your neighbors. |
| Posted By: gary Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 664 | RE: I would rather... nah.. he's just being honest. all people are racist, especially white people.they've just been shamed and threatened into being politically correct |
| Posted By: Froggy Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 660 | RE: I would rather... Wrong. There is a difference between being honest and being racist. Adam is racist and it doesn't take a whole lot of brain power to figure it out. |
| Posted By: gary Posted On: Mar 30, 2006 Views: 652 | RE: I would rather... ok, I'd like to see you explain the difference then |
| Posted By: Breezy Posted On: Mar 30, 2006 Views: 642 | RE: I would rather... Maybe he IS one of my neighbors! Either way, I have decided to run screaming from the looney bin I live in now! Of course, I am running to the looney bin that is my parents house (until I find a new place) but whatever! |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 31, 2006 Views: 624 | RE: I would rather... i just said what is common, thats all...and also mexicans have been known to raise cod in their basement and live with 15 of their family and friends...i know mexicans who do it...not the cod thing...but they all live in the same place |