HOMEBOY! - NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR -> not fat

Start A New Topic | Reply

Post Info

TOPIC: not fat

Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 28, 2006 Views: 1388	not fat is it gonna work?
Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 28, 2006 Views: 1387	RE: not fat no james you said you werent fat anymore...that is a mammoth arm...and the largest head i've ever seen
Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 28, 2006 Views: 1386	RE: not fat mother fucker
Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 28, 2006 Views: 1385	RE: not fat well ....anyways baseball starts soon...cant wait to go to the brewers game and get wasted there...Miller Park is sweet....its top opens up and closes...well others do too, but it ours looks cooler... i went to this place called The Safehouse in downtown milwaukee...it was weird....its a bar....to get in you have to know the password to get in, my brother knew but wouldnt tell us....so he got to go in and we had to "stand aside" ...well when everyone was finished with stuff...the guy made us do poses and pretend we were modeling and then i had to dance like a penguin....and after that odd eperience we walked in and everyone started laughing at us cos we were on camera and everyone in the bar could watch us haha....and there was all kinds of secreat passage ways in their...NO exit...we walked around forever! its a big place....well we noticed some ppl entering this bathroom and they had their jackets and they were never seen after so we figured their was some trick to get out....we get in and its a phone booth and we crammed inside and put a quarter in the thing and hit some numbers and the wall behind us opened up to this really creepy looking corridor that went underground and it was like 5 ft high....and we go through there and it had something that when you walk by it it screamed at you or something...scared the **** out of me ...i was pretty intoxicated....and it eventually came out to an alleyway...small dark alleyways are also creepy in citys...but its not THAT dirty of a city...it is, but theyre cleaning alot of it up...alot of old buildings that look like theyve been burnt down years ago and then never touched again since the US Bank building is the largest building in the city and we werent allowed to go on top cos of 9/11!
Posted By: adam Posted On: Mar 28, 2006 Views: 1384	RE: not fat "secreat passage ways in their" oops! ...i mean secret passageways in there
Posted By: Shelby Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 1368	RE: not fat Holy ****! If that is the best you can do, why bother? You must have a tattoo of an 'L' in the center of your forehead.
Posted By: Snail Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 1358	RE: not fat What the **** makes you think that is the best i can do? That represents exactly as much effort as i think is necessary.
Posted By: Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 1357	RE: not fat it's kind of funny... although the picture by itself is already pretty funny, looks like one of the chipmunks ready to chow down on a kitten
Posted By: James Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 1352	RE: not fat lol, a little trouble adam? My arm is right in front of the camera, look at the 3 day old kitten, it's as big as my big head. anyway, I said that months ago. I've put on weight sitting here, but I'm on Thyroid meds now so we'll see if that helps.
Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 1350	RE: not fat I actually thought he looked thinner than the graduation picture, but seriously, ditch the mustache!
Posted By: Ian Davis Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 1338	RE: not fat "That represents exactly as much effort as i think is necessary." Next time don't bother. Your half-assed attempt overshadows any humour in the photo. It still looks like the only way for James to get around is on the front of a forklift.
Posted By: observant Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 1333	RE: not fat Definitely ditch the molestache! Your hair is a bit too thin to wear long as well.
Posted By: James Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 1325	RE: not fat I'll get rid of the mustache, does it really look that bad? The long hair stays. I know it's a ****ty reason, but it's a hold over from when I was bald with the chemo and radiation treatments. People were calling kids "bald eagles" for having no hair because of cancer treatments. Well a teacher at school said I wasn't an eagle. I got stuck with Ducky.
Posted By: Jimmy Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 1323	RE: not fat Yea, yea we know. Even your teachers saw where you were heading, ducky. I say you keep the moustache and the bad hair. People should know exactly what they are dealing with as soon as they see you.
Posted By: observant Posted On: Mar 29, 2006 Views: 1109	RE: not fat James, A neatly groomed mustache that does not extend below or beyond the corners of the mouth or below the upper lip is fine. I.e. No part of your mustache should cover any part of your lip nor extend below the corner of your mouth. Since you have a full face, your mustache should be somewhat squared off, meaning no pencil thin mustaches. You may also want to try a goatee. It gives the effect of narrowing the face into a point at the chin and takes from the fullness of the jaws. Avoid any hair on the jaw line. The light in that photo is not good for your hair. It may look fine in normal light but the spotlight effect on top makes it look really thin. If it is thin, try to find a hairstyle that works with it. Nothing looks worse than trying to turn a few wisps of hair into a full mane. If you are taking these pictures with a web cam, try to move your light source so that it is shining into your face from above at an angle that will cast a short, soft shadow from the tip of your nose to the corner of your mouth. Also, place the camera slightly higher than eye level, pointing down. This too will serve to add length to your face and conceal the neck. Remember not to face the lens directly if you do this or it will just appear that you are looking upwards and you will ruin the nose shadow. Move your eyes, not your head. Your friendly fairy board Queen, Observant.

Pages [ 1 2 3 4 ] Next Page ->

HOMEBOY!