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| Posted By: super skeet Posted On: Apr 17, 2006 Views: 1487 | cronic masturbater the worst part of being a college freshman is not being able to choose your roomate and for most of us not being able to get laid. This leads to my friends dilema. My dear friend has to room with a cronically masturbating death metal loving excessive gas passing freak. Problem 1. Cronic Masturbation This kid has the urge to whack it all day everyday. i know what your thinking, almost all men masturbate. Well most men do not masturbate while they think there roomate is sleeping not 10 feet from them in their dorm room. The worst part of this is he has been caught in the act and he continues to do it. Problem 2. Death metal I know some of you kids out there like death metal and will bitch. well f*ck you. The sound of a man screaming about sucking the blood of aborted children is not what some of us consider entertainment and this kid plays it 24/7 at an extremly high volume. Problem 3. Ungodly amounts of gas We dont know what this little ****er is eating. we gave him gas-x and beano. nothing helps. We live in tiny dorm rooms on account that we are freshmen and the dorms are in manhattan so they stink up quickly and the smell lingers. Problem 4. obsence post it notes more hilarious than a problem. Notes left around the rooom with excessive cursing and strange topics. I truely pity my friend and wish him a better roomate next year. |
| Posted By: mike Posted On: Apr 18, 2006 Views: 1049 | RE: cronic masturbater Well, for what it's worth, it sounds like the guy isn't a total douchebag, but is just a bitch to live with. That's probably better than getting a douchebag for a roomate. Though the post-it notes are kinda weird, I agree that it's more hilarious than a problem. As is the masterbation when he thinks your friend is alseep. |
| Posted By: James Posted On: Apr 21, 2006 Views: 877 | RE: cronic masturbater He probably eats tuns of cabbage and brocolli , maybe some kimchee if he is Mexican. |