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Posted By: wIGGy

Posted On: Apr 20, 2006
Views: 755
Is there anything that will help my penis to grow?

A real thing! Not a scam!


Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

Posted On: Apr 20, 2006
Views: 751
RE: Is there anything that will help my penis to grow?

No. At any rate, the most sensitive parts of the vagina are close the opening (the clitoris is on the outside and the g-spot is usually within two inches inside) so it's mostly just an aesthetic problem, if you know what you're doing.


Posted By: ADoS

Posted On: Apr 20, 2006
Views: 749
RE: Is there anything that will help my penis to grow?

Unless your dick particularly small, anyway.


Posted By: ADoS

Posted On: Apr 20, 2006
Views: 748
RE: Is there anything that will help my penis to grow?

*is particularly small


Posted By: teddy

Posted On: Apr 20, 2006
Views: 739
RE: Is there anything that will help my penis to grow?

self-affirmation will not help your penis grow, you should know that ADoS


Posted By: James

Posted On: Apr 21, 2006
Views: 698
RE: RE: Is there anything that will help my penis

I tried a penis pump and a pill thing at the same time and now my penis is 27 inches long. I have to be careful what pants that I wear so that I dont turn on all the old ladies at the bingo hall that I take my grandma too. lol I won $3.00 there last week. I tried to be funny and yell out OGNIB OGNIB when I won, and he almost gave my $3.00 to some old broad with a cane because he didnt hear me. She was going to chase me around the church with her cane. I was kind of scared because that cane looked really hard. I think it was made out of wood.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Apr 21, 2006
Views: 697
RE: Is there anything that will help my penis to g

( I could have chased her around the church with my "wood" but then I would go to hell)


Posted By: Jimmy

Posted On: Apr 22, 2006
Views: 693
RE: RE: Is there anything that will help my penis

Kind of funny but otherwise a really bad attempt at James. James is a Wiccan so he wouldn't be afraid of running around in a church with his schlong out. James can't even spell bingo right forwards so there is a zero percent chance he could say it backwards. James is blind so he would have a tough time filling out bingo cards or driving to the church. He could have gotten a ride with his grandma but I don't think she wants to be seen with him in public. Lastly, James has always claimed his penis is gigantic so he wouldn't try to enlarge it. It is never going to get used by another person so it really doesn't matter how big he would make it. Without a sister, James will die a virgin.


Posted By: James

Posted On: Apr 22, 2006
Views: 688
RE: RE: Is there anything that will help my penis

It is 27 inches long now because it started out so big already. I can spell BINGO, it is ritten right there on the card and I was sitting in front of a mirror which is where I got the idea to yell out OGNIB! I am dexlectic and so backwards is sometimes easier than forward. I'm not totally blind and the church is only a quarter mile up the hill.


 

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