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Posted By: Blake

Posted On: May 21, 2006
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Lying

My friend lies about EVERYTHING. He says that he used to live with his cousin who was a mercenary in Chechnya when he was a kid. He says he used to be fluent in all these languages, he just can't speak them anymore (not a single word). He claims his uncle gave him something like 30 guns. He claims he owns a LAN gaming center (he's 17 and won't show us the location, nor the name, nor does he ever go there). There are many other things as well. I just want him to stop hanging around me.


Posted By: Blake

Posted On: May 21, 2006
Views: 603
RE: Lying

Oh yeah, he also insulted my girlfriend.


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: May 21, 2006
Views: 589
RE: Lying

I've had a friend or two like that. Funny you mention the LAN gaming center, I actually knew a kid in high school who made the same claim... either that or it was just a normal arcade... well regardless the kids name was Raj and he dropped out after 9th grade and I've never heard from him again. A buddy of mine though lies constantly. Even my mom remembers him saying things like his mother was a neuron surgeon, how he has these two rich uncles in Switzerland who were leaving him all of their money when they died. He used to lie about his age too, I didn't find out that one until the day he jumped out of my car and the police took out his driver’s license and I found out the truth. It's always funny to bring things like that up though "Oh, so how’s your moms brain surgeries going?" They know they've said the lies, and know you know they're full of shit, but still can't really admit the fact that they are. What’s sad is that I’ve really gotten to the point where I just question everything he says and accept that most of it probably isn’t true… even the big things… like where he’s going to school and what he’s majoring in. Anyone else get to that point?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: May 22, 2006
Views: 568
RE: Lying

i had a friend like that too...
he would say that there was 50,000 in his bank account
"a girl named april came over last night cos i was sick and she wanted to take care of me. She brought me soup but then i laughed at her for tripping on something and she threw a carrot at me" and i was with him that night

he got a paint job on his eagle talon that gave it 5 more horsepower
we were talking about how his car needed some valve fixed and he goes
"i cant get it fixed, it costs 33$ and i only have...32$"


he made up sooo many weird things


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: May 22, 2006
Views: 547
RE: Lying

Anyone here ever made anything really wierd up? (Dragonmaster is exempt from this question)


Posted By: adam

Posted On: May 22, 2006
Views: 540
RE: Lying

yes...all the time...but everyone knows im joking

with the straightest face ill go up to someone and be like "You know, i should really wash my balls more"

i like to tell people that im in my early 30's with an ex-wife named Terri (LOL) and a 2 yr old son named Jarod...both live in oklahoma...i havent seen them in a long time...and my latest in this story, i told a girl that i used to be working for a big company and i was CTO but it went bankrupt and now no other place will hire me, other than this ****hole...that is why i make so little with so much experience
she goes Wow, you dont look 32. and ill go yeah, i get that alot...i try to get into bars and ppl think i have a fake ID

also sometimes i say "i get laid alot" but that one is hard to keep a straight face for, cos its so ridiculous


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: May 23, 2006
Views: 537
RE: Lying

Lol, I cant resist.

The Ion Engine was the worst. I cant think of anything else.


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: May 23, 2006
Views: 528
RE: Lying

I used to be the kid in middle school who no one liked becuase I called everyone on their bull****. This one kid named Donold who claimed "he had naked pictures of every girl he'd ever dated" (mind you this is 6th grade) and I told him he was full of ****. He also would claim that he was a hacker who could get into the FBI computers because he had a special (56k) modem that changed his IP address every five seconds. Called him on that too.

Funniest thing is the first time I heard the "Which came first, the chicken or the egg, well I guess we solved that one!" joke I didn't understand it and asked him, becuase he was the self proclaimed ladies man. He was like "Oh man, you don't get it, you stupid loser. The egg was mad because he got hatched becuase he was gettin pussy and didn't want to have to give it up. That's what that meant!"

This kid is now a cocaine adict working at McDonolds. He dropped out of high school.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: May 24, 2006
Views: 513
RE: Lying

Is the poll board actually discussing things this week?!!! Outstanding!

My best friend at Fort Hood was a pathological liar. It annoyed me and I eventually just assumed that everything he ever said was a lie. Maybe I should have called him on stuff but I never wanted to make him feel bad.
Eventually, I just stopped hanging out with him. I haven't written or spoken to him since 1992.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: May 25, 2006
Views: 503
RE: Lying

Fort Hood...where is that? I know I should know that!


 

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