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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: May 28, 2006
Views: 608
Burning things and beef jerky

I was watching the news the other day and saw some burnt people from a bombing, than for some reason I started to crave beef jerky. Is that wrong?


Posted By: robert

Posted On: May 28, 2006
Views: 602
RE: Burning things and beef jerky

not at all, the craving for human flesh is perfectly natural, cannibalism is a wonderful thing...


Posted By: sans

Posted On: May 28, 2006
Views: 592
RE: Burning things and beef jerky

freak.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: May 28, 2006
Views: 587
RE: Burning things and beef jerky

Sorry, bad joke. But really, I always think of sick **** like that. I'm ****ed up in the head. Guys getting hurt because of something stupid they did is funny. (unless it's kids and women, then not funny, why do I think that?)

The funniest **** I've ever seen is when a guy down the street desided to go ride on top of his frineds truck. His "friend" floored it and then slamed on the breaks, tossing the other guy a good bit before he hit another car and died. I was grosed out at first, then I couldn't stop laughing. WTF?! He did something so stupid he deserved to die. Like some kind of Darwin thing?

BTW, first. Yes, I know. I'm a looser. This makes like 8 times now.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: May 28, 2006
Views: 574
RE: Burning things and beef jerky

Ok, so I know this is a bad place, but I need some advice.

I've been talking to someone on myspace a lot lately. Whenever either one of us posts a blog we write each other. I desided that it may be a good idea to see if we had anything in common. So all the quizes she has posted the results to on her myspace page I've taken (exept for the girl only ones) and got the same results on, which kinda freaks me out. I haven't told her, nor posted the results on mine. Most of them are like "2% of people have this result" so we are both strange I guess. We went to school together, she says, I don't remember her from their though.

What do I do here? I want to talk to her more, but I don't want to push it.


Posted By: WiseSage

Posted On: May 28, 2006
Views: 569
Great Advice

The very very very very first thing you should do is learn how to spell decided, that would be my decision if I were you undecidedly.


Posted By: old man river

Posted On: May 28, 2006
Views: 564
RE: Burning things and beef jerky

play hard to get. when will people learn? stop being gay and act like she cant have you instead of pussyass quizzes damn


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: May 28, 2006
Views: 554
RE: Burning things and beef jerky

How about one of the smart ones, like GUW or observant.

(i'm not at home, so no spell check)


Posted By: VodkaChild

Posted On: May 28, 2006
Views: 547
RE: Burning things and beef jerky

Talking about laughing at inappropriate things...

There was a news story around here about a year ago. I caught it right before I went to work. Two kids (17 and 19 (I Think)) made some home made fireworks, and one of the kids blew his hand off. Apparently they went off while he was carrying them to the front yard to set them off. I've never heard of gunpowder spontaneously combusting. Wasn't anyone else told not to play with explosives when they were a kid, or am I just expecting common sense out of the wrong people? I just seem to remember hearing "careful... you're might blow your hand off" when I was a kid. Maybe it was the irony, or, more likely, the stupidity that made me laugh so hard. Careful... you might blow your hand off.


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: May 30, 2006
Views: 482
RE: Burning things and beef jerky

Dude judging a similar personality by myspace quizes won't get you anywhere.


 

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