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| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jun 25, 2006 Views: 1183 | The Vegan Plagiarism Show I think the worst show idea would be a TV show hosted by a self righteous woman named Vanessa who plagiarizes literature from domestic terrorist organizations and then pussies out of an honest discussion about a topic which she really doesnt know anything about. Then they could throw in a twist by having intelligent individuals research the just so they can discuss it intelligently! But then in the end itll be like that one game show, because Vanessa will just Charlie Chaplin on everyone because she doesnt know what shes talking about and then everyone will say You are the weakest link, goodbye! |
| Posted By: 207265 Posted On: Jun 25, 2006 Views: 1182 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show I watched that show last week. Hopefully it gets cancelled soon. |
| Posted By: impersonator Posted On: Jun 25, 2006 Views: 1174 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show Syrgot please!!!! I got so tired of looking at those posts with vanessa on them. I don't think that I've ever heard anyone more retarded in my life, and that includes james!!! |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jun 25, 2006 Views: 1160 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show Haha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I couldn't resist. Hey, you have to remember (if you've been here long enough, which I suspect you have) that I upset TK badly enough that he left for a whole six months once... maybe I can chase away our unequally-valuing life-lover too! |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jun 25, 2006 Views: 1159 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show Vanessa, I have a song for you. It's called Say Ten, by the Reel Big Fish. I hope you enjoy the lyrics. Say Ten She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage and she won't eat eggs, Not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey, she won't have a steak, But I just can't help feelin' sorry for this poor little lettuce head You know, I can't stop cryin' 'Cause I know this broccoli's dead Vegetarian, I'm not a vegetarian Vegetarian...she's a Poor little cow, little sheep Little fish how can I sleep? When carrots are bleedin' Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry You say it's not so bad They're only vegetables, that's what you said Maybe I'm a murderer, but I'm hungry And they're better off dead Save a plant, eat a cow I want beef, I want it now! I'm gonna eat it cause it's red! I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead! maybe I should eat it raw Let the blood run down my jaw I'd eat people if it was legal I'd eat people if it was legal! With Love, Syrgot |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Jun 26, 2006 Views: 1142 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show You did all of us a great service when TK left. When he did come back he had calmed down. |
| Posted By: vanessa Posted On: Jun 26, 2006 Views: 1107 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show Hi, I'm back. I have an even better idea for a show. It's called "My Three Losers". Basically all they do is sit around at their computers all weekend waiting for a response from a woman they are trying to gang up against because they are cowards, while she is spending the weekend river rafting. What do you think? We can put unique characters together to form an interesting (and ultimately gay) dynamic. The leader spins off insane theories about plants with feelings and chimps with E.S.P., his sidekick is kind of like the Hunchback of Notre dame but twice as stupid, and the third one is... I don't know... a cowardly transvestite on ecstasy. Anyway, the show continues with the woman returning from her trip and seeing the mess this trio had made of the message board, thinking they had hurt the woman's feelings when in fact they had made her laugh. She writes a warm assuring message that she hasn't left them, and they sigh with relief, knowing they could now continue with their pointless arguments and insults. |
| Posted By: 483306 Posted On: Jun 26, 2006 Views: 1104 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show Great. Now you can go away. Nobody really cared if you were gone. |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jun 26, 2006 Views: 1098 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show Oh Vanessa... I love how the woman who comes to our message board preaching that all life is special and shouldn't be harmed is the one who retorts with "and the crazy leader comes up with insane ideas about plants having feelings." If anything, you should be pushing that point more than anything. How is it that someone who is preaching that all life is so valuable, can at the same time preach that the only form of life that has any value, or sentience is those forms of life in the kingdom animalia. I also don't see how the "gay dynamic" has anything to do with what we've been talking about either. However, going back to character traits, it does show a bit about you. You're a prejudiced, close minded individual. Not only do you think that people who eat animals are going to hell, but you probably masturbate to the picture in Dante's Inferno where the gay men are shot with flaming arrows simply because you dont like the idea of individuality. I asked a simple question, and you still haven't answered it. Bring to this message board ONE SINGLE PIECE OF SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE WITH PROPER CITATION that plants have no feelings, and I'll drop this. You know why, because you can't. All you're going to do is plagiarize the animal liberation front or some other organization on the FBIs list of Domestic Terrorists and then pretend youve proven something. Really, if you're so educated on this topic, you should have evidence. One piece. One cited, scientific piece of evidence that proves that what you're saying has ANY merit. It shouldn't be that hard for you, because unless youre retarded youve researched this way of life. Also, while youre at it, please point out where I referenced the chimps having ESP, because I think youre full of shit. One piece. It shouldnt be that hard. |
| Posted By: 798357 Posted On: Jun 26, 2006 Views: 1093 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show In regards to your better idea, more likely the story is about a little girl that is a social misfit with delusions of grandeur and fits of paranoia. For some reason that is yet unknown, perhaps a bad childhood or maybe too much chlorophyll in the diet, this girl lives a very unfortunate life. This weeks episode starts out with our sad little girl returning home from a trip and rushing to read through all the new messages on the forum. She goes through each one, noting if they mention her and how many times. She even reads messages from the previous week to make sure she was talked about in her absence. Her sickness causes her to believe that these people writing about her actually need her to be around and value her comments. At the same time her paranoia tells her they are out to get her. After searching every thread for her name, she rushes to post a message to reassure her followers. She believes many have been camped out in front of their monitor for days in anticipation for here return. Now we cut to reality to show the truly sad side of her life. These people she believes to be so interested in her actually arent. They did not spend any time on the computer looking for her or her messages. The story shows they didnt think of her at all. Even worse, they totally ignored her dietary mandates. One even had the nerve to purchase large quantities of animal flesh. Overall they just enjoyed the comfortable lives they have without concerns of what little girls with little minds and little ideas have to say about anything. This reality would destroy the little girls fragile world if she knew the truth. Dissolve back into the warped mind of the little girl. Feeling the need for attention and believing her public is waiting for a sign so they can relax, she writes up another post for them. She comforts them but her hubris cant be held back from her words and her feelings of paranoia drip from the screen. She sits back in her chair feeling she has somehow just helped the little people. Back into reality we find the people reading her latest post and thinking damn, the wacko is back and still the hypocrite. What will happen next episode? Will there be a miracle with our dim-witted little girl causing her to learn that she isnt interesting and nobody really cares what she thinks about anything? Will she begin to shake and sweat with attention withdrawal and post another pointless message in hopes of getting talked about for another day? Tune in tomorrow |
| Posted By: samiam Posted On: Jun 26, 2006 Views: 1089 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show too long, amigos. |
| Posted By: impersonator Posted On: Jun 27, 2006 Views: 1083 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show awesome vanessa, I've always wanted to play the roll of a transvestite on TV, although I don't think I'd have enough courage to do that unless I was on ecstasy lol. Syrgot, this is going to sound really stupid but that last guy was right, you can't make your posts too long, you're great dude, but you gotta shorten those paragraphs and get more to the point, or just make multiple posts. And about me and X, maybe you should start poppin em vanessa, you might actually start to act kind enough that people will WANT to talk with you and your undesirable ass. Love, Robert (yes my real name bitches) |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jun 27, 2006 Views: 1068 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show You mean.... you mean the bold font didn't stand out enough? dammit! |
| Posted By: impersonator Posted On: Jun 27, 2006 Views: 1063 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show nope, while the bold font does provide a quick break it does not fill my needs, neither mentally, nor sexually, sorry. |
| Posted By: vanessa Posted On: Jun 27, 2006 Views: 1040 | RE: The Vegan Plagiarism Show I don't even know how to read. |
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