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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 26, 2006
Views: 1207
Yesterday's Weather Channel

At least they could manage to be right half the time, lol.

The knights would be funny. As they got closser the beeps would get louder.

I haven't seen anything good on TV lately. I watch Family Guy and Cowboy Bebop (when it airs) on Adult Swim, but other than that it's Discovery **** and Star Trek. The only thing that ****es me off more than reality tv is the news.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jun 26, 2006
Views: 1206
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

My parents would probably watch yesterday's weather channel, not for their own weather, but for seeing what kind of weather my sister or I had...because they always ask about the weather when they call. I never check out the weather unless it might snow.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 26, 2006
Views: 1204
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

I check it for the weekends, but otherwise I just look out the window. Mom has it on 24/7, like a sudden tornado is going to rip through us here in the middle of the WV hills...We've had them here, but damn. The only one I'd seen was when we lived in Fayetteville. I used to go hiking on the weekends (before I was a fatass) and the storms would just come over the mountains and you'd never see/hear them until they were on you. A tornado went between the mountain I was on he the one next to me, so cool looking down on one. Afterwards when I got the poop out of my pants and went home I'd seen where Fayetteville still had some hail on the grass, but nobody had seen a tornado, and it didin't come up on the weather channel. (is that cause it was in the gorge?)


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Jun 26, 2006
Views: 1194
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

Checking the weather in Arizona is completley unnecessary. "110+, forest fires everywhere. No rain any time soon, and back to you, John!"


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jun 27, 2006
Views: 1155
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

girluwant: "if it might snow"

why would snow be any kind of problem...i doubt you get any more than an inch at a time and probly stays over night and thats it or something

James: "when i wasnt a fatass"

there's clue that it never happened


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 27, 2006
Views: 1143
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

I wasn't before I was 10, and after that, well. It's kind of hard to be a fat ass when you have cancer, you know, all the cemo and stuf. I didn't get fat till High school.


Posted By: Smokey Joe

Posted On: Jun 27, 2006
Views: 1140
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

You went through that whole thing last week about lying and now this week you are back at it? You never looked down on a tornado. Learn something about where they can and can't form before telling such tales.

I was watching TV last night and a show called Career Opportunities came on. The main character was the town misfit and a chronic liar. I started thinking they actually made a movie about your life but then he got a job and ended up with Jennifer Garner so I figured the beginning was just a coincidence.


Posted By: bobby joe

Posted On: Jun 27, 2006
Views: 1132
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

don't tornadoes generally need wide open plains in order to build up momentum? i'm no expert but that's what i thought


Posted By: Smokey Joe

Posted On: Jun 27, 2006
Views: 1129
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

They can pop up anywhere but it is HIGHLY unusual for them to be in the mountains and the likelyhood of our chubbly little friend actually seeing down into one while hiking is virtually zero - about the same odds as him getting laid today (by a female human).


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 27, 2006
Views: 1121
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

How about you learn something about where they can and can't form.
This is just one page about it.

http://wvlightning.com/wvstorms.shtml#4

I'm sure getting hit by lightning or winning the lottery have about the same odds. Spend a few years taking weekend hikes and your bound to see something odd.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 27, 2006
Views: 1120
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

LOL, after looking closer at the pic I belive that is the Fayete Station Bridge in that pic, so this picture would have been taken at the New River George Bridge over look. Only about 5 miles away from where I was.

Most of the mountains here have this kind of cliff about 3/4 up the mountain which gives you a great view of the valley below, (you can kinda see it in this pic) and most are covered in animal tracks for ease of hiking, and sight seeing. Anyway, belive me or not. Whatever.


Posted By: Smokey Joe

Posted On: Jun 27, 2006
Views: 1118
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

Which part of 'they can form anywhere' didn't you understand? It is just highly unlikely in the mountains and given your track record of tall tales, there is no chance you saw anything other than a cloud shaped like a big hamburger. I have spend far more time hiking than you will in your life so don't pretend to be Mr. Trailmaster. Walking down to the DQ doesn't count.

BTW, nobody looks at links.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Jun 28, 2006
Views: 1113
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

I live in colorado, and I believe that fairplay up in the mountains (southpark) has actually had a tornado or some other mountain town did, but there are large areas of plains up there that do sink lower than the mountains (but don't hold me to the tornado facts).

And I actually did check out James's link, it seemed more like some kind of Q and A section, or a T and A section, I don't know, but what I do know is that there is no way he would have been looking down on one, there is no possibl way that fog (which would be the only clouds in the mountains) would be able to make a tornado, it is possible that he saw a dust devil, but yet again, he is just feeding us as much bull**** as he can to glorify his pathetic life, James dude, you gotta stop with this ****.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 28, 2006
Views: 1110
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

Oh, so "Learn something about where they can and can't form before telling such tales." Didn't mean that they cant form here in WV then. Using the can or can't just kinda seemed black and white. Isn't that how you people turn **** against me??? Anyway, you probably do hike more than me, I haven't done so in years. lol, I picture myself on my MTB right now with my blank the way they are now and falling every five feet,lol.

Lots of fog there in the mornings, burns off in a few hours though.

Ok, Just for the fun of it, here is a picture just a few miles from where I was. Looks to be taken from the New friver George bridge, looking down at the landing area for bridge day (the rocky place on the bottom right, you can barly see the road in the back that leads to the trails, and the Fayette Station bridge is in the bottom. (no I didn't take the picture, my scanner went by way of office space, nor do I jump on bridge day, nor rock climb)



Posted By: Smokey Joe

Posted On: Jun 28, 2006
Views: 1103
RE: Yesterday's Weather Channel

I'll make it into a math equation. Maybe that will help you understand.

(# of tornados a year in WV) + ( actual time each tornado exists ) + ( total square miles of land in WV ) + ( average height of a thunderhead producing tornados and hail ) + ( height of the largest WV mountain - 4861 feet) + ( minutes James actually hikes ) = (James has a better chance of getting gang-raped by a band of Leprechauns than he does at looking down into a tornado ).

Hail is the result of the water in the clouds being cycled back up to the top of the clouds where ist is so cold it freezes. Even if you were standing at the top of the highest mountain, the clouds creating the hail and tornado would be way over your head making it impossible for you to see down one.

Your random picture didn't make sense so here is one of a duck

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