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Posted By: Beowulf

Posted On: Jul 10, 2006
Views: 588
These are easy

I urinate in public all the time. Especially when I've been drinkin - which is all the time.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jul 10, 2006
Views: 576
RE: These are easy

Does ****ing in the woods count? If so can I get $10 for ****ting there?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 10, 2006
Views: 563
RE: These are easy

that ketchup thing is nasty...that and the spoiled milk...one time when i was working at mcdonalds someone filled a big cup with ketchup and went into the bathroom and threw it around all over the place...everything was covered in ketchup...it smelled soooo bad


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jul 11, 2006
Views: 528
RE: These are easy

I think the worst thing I've ever eaten (lost a bet) was the Astro Burger at BK, you'll never find it on the menu, lol. It's for the customers that **** us off so bad, not the normal "these fries are cold" but the kind of **** like a cop giving you a ticket on your way to work then having the balls to come in and tell you "hurry up with my order boy, I've got more punks to **** off" kind of ****.

First, you take the Whopper patty and dip it in the left over pickle juice, then you run it through the broiler, then dip it in the grease run off bucket. Drop it on the floor, tap it lightly with your foot to make sure it picks up more ****, then wash it off in the pickle juice. The bun needs to be soggy, so get an old one from the steamer. Use the cheese from the bottom of the pile, the one thats all sweaty and hard. If they ordered anything like "extra mayo" then put so much that you have to eat it with a spoon. Or if they say no onion just dip the bun in the juice that collects in the onion bin. If they have bigger balls than you thought and they come back to complain (you were smart and went on a smoke break as soon as the order went out right?) "there are onions on here, it's soggy, and the meat doesn't taste quite right, and it's gritty" You can be like "sir, there are no onions here (as you lift up the bun) it's soggy cause we don't normally put on so much mayo, you did order extra right? Well, it has been a few since you ordered. I don't know about the meat, I ate this for lunch so I'm sure it's ok, and the seeds on the bun can get a little hard when it gets toasted, thats probably it. I'll make another if you wish?" If they want another then do the same thing. Of course this only works if you have a cool boss and workers that won't rat you out.


Posted By: Mike

Posted On: Jul 11, 2006
Views: 525
RE: These are easy

Comforting to know that fast food employees actually have the freedom to do shit like that. I always wonder about the food but then I tell myself that these places must have stringent policies and video cameras everywhere.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jul 11, 2006
Views: 519
RE: These are easy

When I was there everything was clean and fresh. It was just the customers that ****ed with us to much that got it. Not a little like a said about the cold fries or something small like that, but something big. If you go in and **** with someone thats already ****ed about making $5.15 then your asking for it. Never **** with the person making your food.


 

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