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Posted By: sweetPea

Posted On: Jul 20, 2006
Views: 595
taning

you guys ( including myself) are probaly reall white.


Posted By: sans

Posted On: Jul 20, 2006
Views: 591
RE: taning

and looks to be 'reall' stupid too.


Posted By: bob

Posted On: Jul 20, 2006
Views: 589
RE: taning

yeah we are all stupid crackers with nothing interesting to talk about


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 20, 2006
Views: 579
RE: taning

i cant tan...im reall white


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jul 20, 2006
Views: 569
RE: RE: taning

I'm a mix of German, Scotish, and American Indian. So I'm white as can be with blond hair, blue eyes, my dick is something to be proud of (I'm 300lbs and can still see it after a cold shower :-), and I tan really well. Problem is I'm fat and cant hold my boose.

(and thinks everybody else sucks, but I'm ok with that, but poluters)


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 20, 2006
Views: 566
RE: taning

^ what does any of that have to do with tanning. You must see your dick with a mirror cause that is the only way.


Posted By: Hymen

Posted On: Jul 20, 2006
Views: 564
RE: taning

yeah, a concave mirror


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jul 21, 2006
Views: 560
RE: taning

I was going for a joke, but I forgot how adam wants dick, so he missed that tan part.

Ok, breakdown for ya.

I'm a mix of German, Scotish, and American Indian.

German = White as can be, blond hair, blue eyes
Scotish = Cant hold my beer, don't like the heat
American Indian = Poluters suck, and tan really well
The last two put together + a little luck = a good sized dick, while taking away the being a dick from the first one. I don't care if you belive me or not, it's not like I'm going to get any by telling people on the OT board. So far as I can tell the only ones here my age are guys, and I don't swing that way.


Posted By: green

Posted On: Jul 21, 2006
Views: 555
RE: taning

What the fuck is "Poluters"

and you forgot one more element:
Inbred = Fat, cancerous, blind, stupid


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Jul 21, 2006
Views: 549
RE: taning

yeah dragonmaster has a huge schlong...

...if you measure it from his asshole


 

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