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Posted By: imp

Posted On: Jul 25, 2006
Views: 752
question for the guys

What's more important to you?

Ass? Tits? Face? Legs?

Me personally, I'm an ass man.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 26, 2006
Views: 733
RE: question for the guys

I like vaginas


Posted By: imp

Posted On: Jul 26, 2006
Views: 724
RE: question for the guys

Okay, since no one is answering let me ask another question. What takes you longer, taking a shit or jacking off?


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jul 26, 2006
Views: 717
RE: question for the guys

The mind. But thats not what they want to hear, regardless of what they say.



Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 26, 2006
Views: 708
RE: question for the guys

depends...porn or no porn?

shitting takes longer...but thats because i get lost in a maxim or a book and i push out a terd every 15 to 20 minutes


Posted By: Erupit

Posted On: Jul 26, 2006
Views: 698
RE: question for the guys

Ok, to that last guy - woah. Seek medical attention. You definitely shouldn't be taking 3 or 4 craps an hour. In the case that you misspoke, and meant to say that it takes you 15-20 minutes to take a crap, then dude... push or something - you have better things to do.

In response to the original question - ya know that upside down "V" that forms at the crotch of a skinny chic with like, basically no ass? That's what's required for me - I guess that makes me an ass man.


Posted By: trent

Posted On: Jul 26, 2006
Views: 694
RE: question for the guys

I like the when there's an upside down 'U' under the crotch rather than an 'I'.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Jul 27, 2006
Views: 678
RE: question for the guys

no, i dont usually have better things to do and i didnt misspeak...i dont take 3 or 4 seperate craps every few hours...i never said that...one crap usually takes up to an hour and a half...im never running and holding my ass closed on the way to the bathroom...i sit down and read a book or whatever and drop one on occasion

i even got a padding for the seat cos after a while a normal seat tends to make my ass sore


Posted By: dude

Posted On: Jul 27, 2006
Views: 676
RE: question for the guys

woe... are you getting enough fiber? I finish in like 2 minutes.. the wiping actually takes the longest because of all the hair, sometimes i'll just rinse off in the shower


Posted By: whoa!

Posted On: Jul 27, 2006
Views: 668
RE: question for the guys

Too much information there, sasquatch!


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jul 28, 2006
Views: 662
RE: question for the guys

Lol, you really are a fudge packer. I thought it was all a fake adam or something.


Posted By: dude

Posted On: Jul 28, 2006
Views: 648
RE: question for the guys

fuck you, all real men have hair in their asses


Posted By: Bartum

Posted On: Jul 28, 2006
Views: 645
RE: question for the guys

he's right. hair is a sign of masculinity. thats why you don't mess around with chicks who have mustaches and/or unibrows. but i gotta say that's weird that your ass hair makes it hard for you to wipe...


Posted By: Whoa!

Posted On: Jul 28, 2006
Views: 639
RE: question for the guys

It's one thing to have some hair and quite another to need to cut a path with a machete before you can take a dump Sasquatch!


 

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