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Posted By: imp Posted On: Jul 25, 2006 Views: 752 | question for the guys What's more important to you? Ass? Tits? Face? Legs? Me personally, I'm an ass man. |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 26, 2006 Views: 733 | RE: question for the guys I like vaginas |
Posted By: imp Posted On: Jul 26, 2006 Views: 724 | RE: question for the guys Okay, since no one is answering let me ask another question. What takes you longer, taking a shit or jacking off? |
Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Jul 26, 2006 Views: 717 | RE: question for the guys The mind. But thats not what they want to hear, regardless of what they say. |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 26, 2006 Views: 708 | RE: question for the guys depends...porn or no porn? shitting takes longer...but thats because i get lost in a maxim or a book and i push out a terd every 15 to 20 minutes |
Posted By: Erupit Posted On: Jul 26, 2006 Views: 698 | RE: question for the guys Ok, to that last guy - woah. Seek medical attention. You definitely shouldn't be taking 3 or 4 craps an hour. In the case that you misspoke, and meant to say that it takes you 15-20 minutes to take a crap, then dude... push or something - you have better things to do. In response to the original question - ya know that upside down "V" that forms at the crotch of a skinny chic with like, basically no ass? That's what's required for me - I guess that makes me an ass man. |
Posted By: trent Posted On: Jul 26, 2006 Views: 694 | RE: question for the guys I like the when there's an upside down 'U' under the crotch rather than an 'I'. |
Posted By: adam Posted On: Jul 27, 2006 Views: 678 | RE: question for the guys no, i dont usually have better things to do and i didnt misspeak...i dont take 3 or 4 seperate craps every few hours...i never said that...one crap usually takes up to an hour and a half...im never running and holding my ass closed on the way to the bathroom...i sit down and read a book or whatever and drop one on occasion i even got a padding for the seat cos after a while a normal seat tends to make my ass sore |
Posted By: dude Posted On: Jul 27, 2006 Views: 676 | RE: question for the guys woe... are you getting enough fiber? I finish in like 2 minutes.. the wiping actually takes the longest because of all the hair, sometimes i'll just rinse off in the shower |
Posted By: whoa! Posted On: Jul 27, 2006 Views: 668 | RE: question for the guys Too much information there, sasquatch! |
Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Jul 28, 2006 Views: 662 | RE: question for the guys Lol, you really are a fudge packer. I thought it was all a fake adam or something. |
Posted By: dude Posted On: Jul 28, 2006 Views: 648 | RE: question for the guys fuck you, all real men have hair in their asses |
Posted By: Bartum Posted On: Jul 28, 2006 Views: 645 | RE: question for the guys he's right. hair is a sign of masculinity. thats why you don't mess around with chicks who have mustaches and/or unibrows. but i gotta say that's weird that your ass hair makes it hard for you to wipe... |
Posted By: Whoa! Posted On: Jul 28, 2006 Views: 639 | RE: question for the guys It's one thing to have some hair and quite another to need to cut a path with a machete before you can take a dump Sasquatch! |