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Posted By: Cybrarian

Posted On: Jul 25, 2006
Views: 2006
Exit Only

Y'all know they examine body cavities at Central Booking, right?


Posted By: Cybele

Posted On: Jul 25, 2006
Views: 1945
I vote to get it over with

I picked the home invasion. it's quick, homeowner's insurance should cover what gets stolen, and someone will find you and untie you eventually, right? Then again, there's always the chance you could be arrested for reporting said invasion, get date-raped in jail and then contract incurable ass pimples from the prison toilet seat.


Posted By: JB

Posted On: Jul 25, 2006
Views: 1946
great poll

You don't like ass pimples? But they are so much fun to pop with your teeth!


Posted By: Kelly Sheridan

Posted On: Jul 25, 2006
Views: 695
Central Booking

I know some very good people who've been in Central Booking for one night and survived. Would be okay to say I was one of them. Of course, if I had to wind up as someone's bitch for 24 hours, I could handle that too.

But Bangladesh? Nakes on the West Side? Smacked around in my own home? No thanks.


Posted By: Leonarda

Posted On: Jul 25, 2006
Views: 686
Bangladesh smells bad

I'll take the carjacking, assuming I don't have too much gas in my car. Nobody is going to steal my car for parts so they will drive it around until they run out of gas and I will get it back quickly. The people of the West Side are pretty nice, and will probably give me some spare clothes and call 911 for me.

Bangladesh stinks really bad and I don't like ass pimples.