HOME ZONE - BEACH FUN -> I have a problemStart A New Topic | Reply
Post InfoTOPIC: I have a problem
Posted By: fang

Posted On: Aug 6, 2006
Views: 754
I have a problem

I really have an issue. My stool is really large and hard and it is killing my ass. Anyone else deal with this and have any suggestions?

Posted By: observant

Posted On: Aug 6, 2006
Views: 742
RE: I have a problem

Lucky you. I like them large and hard.

Posted By: Smecker

Posted On: Aug 6, 2006
Views: 732
RE: I have a problem

Eat a salad once in a while

Posted By: jamm

Posted On: Aug 6, 2006
Views: 728
RE: I have a problem

buy some Fiber One... eat a bowl of that for breakfast every morning and you are guaranteed to crap like clockwork, nice clean fluffy turds. a bowl of the stuff has about 45g dietary fiber and the daily recommended amount is like 35g

oh yeah, and cut down on the white bread and potato products

Posted By: observant

Posted On: Aug 7, 2006
Views: 676
RE: I have a problem

Buy a more comfortable chair.

Posted By: fang

Posted On: Aug 8, 2006
Views: 648
RE: I have a problem

Thanks observant, that might work. I tried buying a new cushion for the stool but it still was too hard.

The rest of you sick ****ers should get your mind out of the gutter!

Posted By: Steve

Posted On: Aug 8, 2006
Views: 646
RE: I have a problem

How the hell is stuffing a cushion up your ass going to help?

Posted By: fang

Posted On: Aug 8, 2006
Views: 637
RE: I have a problem

Hey Steve. Sounds like you are more than a little slow. Here is a visual to help you out.




Posted By: ...

Posted On: Aug 8, 2006
Views: 634
RE: I have a problem

Dude, how'd you manage to **** that thing out?

Posted By: Steve

Posted On: Aug 8, 2006
Views: 632
RE: I have a problem

I still don't get it. No one would be stupid enough to ask advice about how to make a hard piece of wood more comfortable to sit on. You must be asking about your rectum.

Posted By: fang

Posted On: Aug 9, 2006
Views: 613
RE: I have a problem

steve,

i....will....type....slow...so....you....can....keep....up.

you....are....a....stupid....stupid....being.

stop....trying....to....figure....things....out....you....will....just.. ..end....up....hurting.... what....brain....you....have....working

Posted By:

Posted On: Aug 11, 2006
Views: 595
RE: I have a problem

RESPONSE 4

 

HOME ZONE