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Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Aug 19, 2006
Views: 686
ok guys, I need psychological help

I had sex with my mom this morning. I did while half asleep, and we know her to sleepwalk. I think I may have the same problem. But I feel so disgusted now, I want to puke. God.. the realization is hitting me hard now. You are the only people I can talk to about this. I really feel horrible.


Posted By: You are an idiot

Posted On: Aug 19, 2006
Views: 685
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

and that is a stupid post that sounds like something Dragonamster would write, not Syrgot. Besides, if he needed psycological help, he can just go to his parents. Dumbass.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Aug 19, 2006
Views: 675
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

Hey, I'm not that bad. If something like that were to happen to me I'd kill myself. I ask about stupid **** like girlfriends. Anyway, the fake syrgot just ****ed his mom, so it's not like he can "go to his parents" over it, lol.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Aug 19, 2006
Views: 673
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

Syrgot, I do appologize if I had started a chain reaction of people impersonating you, I believe that I had impersonated you with a little more class to it then "mother ****ing". In any case, you other impersonators need to get a little bit more artsy to it. I probably seem like a totally pompous ass by writing this, but impersonating someone for comical relief is quite a fine balance. I am thinking about moving a different direction for comical relief now other than impersonating. It is up to YOU to find out what I am going to do next and what stance I am taking (assuming that I do go through with it, everything I have written here is a hint)...


Posted By:

Posted On: Aug 19, 2006
Views: 669
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

lol... who really gives a shit what you do


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Aug 20, 2006
Views: 657
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

perhaps you do? Maybe? Yes? Yes you do!! Really you do!!


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Aug 20, 2006
Views: 640
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

Instead of making fun of the situation can you actually help me out? I am so screwed, my mom spoke to my dad about it and I don't know what's going to happen next. James, wouldn't you know what to do in this situation, since you've had a similar experience?


Posted By: You idiot!

Posted On: Aug 20, 2006
Views: 635
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

you really are a retard. Make a stupid impersonation and get told you are an idiot so what do you do but continue on like nobody noticed you have the IQ of a walnut.


Posted By: -0-

Posted On: Aug 20, 2006
Views: 631
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

What the fuck are you trying to say? Can you not use Chinese grammar when writing in English?


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Aug 20, 2006
Views: 630
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

Impersonator,

You have started no such chain reaction. A chain reaction would imply that people were doing the same thing as you, which they’re not. You, in my voice, say silly things that are relatively easy to tell are not me. Whoever else is trying to be you is just… well… making an ass of themselves and everyone else who is subjected to reading their mindless drivel.

Anyway, I’m starting school tomorrow. I moved into my apartment with my buddy Neema yesterday. It’s pretty sweet. The management sucks and didn’t do a very good job cleaning it out. There are clothes in one of his drawers and there are 3 thongs under one of the cushions of our sofa… we’re afraid to touch them… but at the same time think its really funny and are leaving them there and referring to that spot as the “good luck seat.”

I don’t know why I’m posting this, there’s going to be a new poll up tomorrow morning and no one will really read this. I’ll probably copy it to next weeks.

Anyhoo. I’m excited to see what your new thing is impersonator. Will we ever find out your true identity?


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Aug 21, 2006
Views: 623
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

whoa, lol, I did do good if you think I have only done silly posts all the time. True that many of my posts were just meant for comical relief, others appeared to be real posts not focusing on being silly but rather immitating the persons voice that they use in their typing. Althought I really tried to stop doing that for awhile as I do not really like to cause people the feeling of needing to flee from their own posting name. As for my real name, observant caught that one quite some time ago.


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Aug 21, 2006
Views: 622
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

Well I guess that's cool impersonator, I certainly hope that you have never done me that way lol. In any case, we're doing orientation here tonight at school but I will try to catch the new poll that is coming up later.


Posted By: Syrgot

Posted On: Aug 21, 2006
Views: 619
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

Geez, what a boring impersonation of me. Can you try a little harder? Luckily my life isn't that lame, although it is a little too chaotic at the moment. My dad kicked me out and I'm staying with a friend until things settle down. I will update you as things happen.


Posted By: DragonLicker

Posted On: Aug 21, 2006
Views: 614
RE: ok guys, I need psychological help

Update us...why? What on earth causes you to update this board on your life? I dont think any of the poll questions are about that. Is anyone out there hangng on the edge of thier seats for ANYBODY's update????? I guess this is a slow moving texting soap opera to some.

Will syrgot move back home...will things work out with his friend....will he contract aids..or fall in love with a family pet???? Find out soon!!!!


 

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