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Posted By: LoserDrew

Posted On: Aug 23, 2006
Views: 830
Women dig guys with pink feet

I have been a Birkenstock wearer for 15+ years because of their comfortable footbed, but after wearing them for too long they start to develop "Birkenstank". Crocs clogs do not develop this stank quite as bad, and if they do start to smell you can throw them in the washer and, voila, they are clean. And they are just as comfy, if not more, than Birks. Chefs are wearing these shoes in the kitchen, doctors & nurses in hospitals--when it comes to shoes, trust those who spend their entire work day on their feet.

If you buy a pair, purchase the most outrageous, obnoxious color possible. Florescent green, hot pink, electric blue, etc. Make a statement. These shoes are ugly--there's no getting around that--but women dig men who don't aren't self-absorbed or overly self-conscious. And the more obnoxious the color, the more attention you draw. Just imagine, you are walking Roscoe down the street with your brand new flo-green shoes marveling in their comfort (but still a little self-conscious about the color), when you bump into Heidi Klum and she says, "I love your shoes. Cute dog. Wanna have some coffee?"

Don't waste your money on a knock-off brand--go for the goods. Buy the real thing.

You'll thank me some day. Buy these shoes and your feet (and your back) will thank you sooner.

Pasta lasagne,

Loser


Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff

Posted On: Aug 24, 2006
Views: 724
RE: Women dig guys with pink feet

Todd has frequently stated that he dislikes people staring at his feet.

Todd, if I were going to get Crocs (I probably won't unless they come out with a more normal shoe-like version instead of just shoes with holes and exposed heels and stuff) I would get a nice dark brown or black.

Also, I've noticed the opposite of what you say. Women tend to make fun of me because I don't care about fashion, rather than liking me for it.


Posted By: joeschmo

Posted On: Aug 25, 2006
Views: 706
RE: Women dig guys with pink feet

but at least women are talking to you...


 

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