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Posted By: Kaida

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 588
James

Dear James,

I am writing to let you know that I no longer love you. I always thought feeling extremely sorry for someone meant you loved them, but now I know I was wrong. You did not protect me.

K


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 577
RE: James

OH!!! My love!!!! How could I?? How could I be so careless?!?! I guess it was the vagina between my legs that held me back. Oh well, I'm going to go attempt to make some chainmaile blindly.


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 575
RE: James

OK, so those posts were me. I can't help it. There are 2 things I love to do in this world. The first is typing and the second is looking at gay porn. I can only yank it so much before I get sore so right now that leaves typing. There is my problem. I LOVE to type but I have absolutely nothing to say. My only real option is to post as other frequenters of this board. Please excuse the fact that I am really bad at it and understand that I know I am only making a fool of myself. Like my gay porn, it is just something I can't pull myself away from, literally. I need to go get a mop and some hot water. In the meantime, watch for my fake posts. They may be as Dragonmaster or they may be as Barbara Bush. Who is to say. One thing for certain is they will all be a waste of time.


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 570
RE: James

I just realized there's one thing worse than posting about nothing, and that is complaining about posts about nothing - now that's a real waste of time... sorry for being such a fool.


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 566
RE: James

and I did both. Pathetic really, isn't it. And now I just can't stop posting about me being a f*cking retard. GOD I hate myself. I am going to go spend some time cutting myself and then I'll be back to post some more stupid sh*t up or maybe complain about my miserable existance some more. I'll probably polish my knob a few more times if I can stand the pain. Anyway, until laters.


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 564
RE: James

OK, so I lied. I just had to get this one off my ckicken-like chest as well. Why do I have to hit refresh like a hundred times to see if someone has looked at my last post. Is that crazy or what. What the f*ck is wrong with me?!?! I am starting to realize that by pretending to be James, I am pretending that my life has just taken a huge step up and that makes me want to crawl under my bed and cry the day away. Oh dear god do I suck! Please forgive me everyone....and I say everyone knowing full well that I am the only one reading this but I NEED to think there are others.

Ohhh...leather chaps...gotta go!


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 561
RE: James

I have this amazing ability to forget that I just posted something, and think I am actually responding to someone else. I can probably keep this up forever.


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 557
RE: James

Most likely I will. I am a pathetic loser, don't you think (pretending people are reading this again).


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 554
RE: James

I just noticed something funny about my posting patterns. Every second message or so is posted only a few minutes following the previous post. The second me seems to be visiting this site much more frequently indicating I have nothing better to do and my other self is the only form of human contact I have. Oh god I'm so lonely someone kill me.


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 550
RE: James

Am I convincing anyone that their is more than just me posting here? anyone? anyone at all? hello??? If someone doesn't reply soon I am going to have to make another post claiming I have split personalities again. I think I am going to come up with some real wild paranoid stuff for you (hello?).


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 544
RE: James

You're not convincing anyone. It's just you posting. Uh.. I mean It's just me posting.


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 542
RE: James

Anyone reading this yet??? Anyone besides me? Oh god I am a loser!!!!


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 537
RE: James

ok, this is too funny... I admit I'm actually the real Dragonmaster, just having fun with you guys (if anyone's actualy reading this, lol)


Posted By: Fake Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 9, 2006
Views: 533
RE: James

Anyone believing me yet???


 

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