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| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Sep 10, 2006 Views: 776 | On Topic for a change... Which is the coolest? I'd have to choose the Marines. None of them would be easy to be in, but damn... A message to all people in the armed services. Thanks (the government is a group of incompetent idiots, but you people are great for what you do) What is the most cheating thing a guy can do? Isn't all of that cheating? I guess some girls would be ok with the lap dance, but everything else? I guess asking someone out on a secret date would be the worst. What would you least want in your mouth for a minute? A cat's hairball, ewwww.... Which soda pop is the bestest? Dr. Pepper PERIOD, unless your sick, then it's flat 7-up. What do you think they should build at Ground Zero? The towers exactly as they were, just make them tall enough to be the worlds tallest buildings again, then where the planes hit have a memorial on those floors. Anything else "lets them win". Building them shorter or different shows that we are pussy's and are afraid that they will do it again. (leaving out all government crap this time...) What's the funniest thing? Someone falling down, on their ass, on ice. Yea, lol. When guys fall they get up and act like nothing happened, but when women fall they play it up. Why is that? What do you believe in the most? Everything but the secret shadow government. There just incompetent. |
| Posted By: Tinan Posted On: Sep 10, 2006 Views: 742 | RE: On Topic for a change... > What would you least want in your mouth for a minute? > A cat's hairball, ewwww.... Of course, a dead baby jellyfish would have stingers. Lots of them. And I'm assuming those prickly pears still work post mortem... In my books dead or at best hurting like hell is a bigger priority than ewwwww.... > Which soda pop is the bestest? > Dr. Pepper PERIOD, unless your sick, then it's flat 7-up. Obviously the wrong way around. Dr. Pepper is called "Doctor" Pepper because it is for sick people. 7 Up is the best drink that the evil cola corp creates, and Dr. Pepper is at its most comestible when flat, ironically. > What's the funniest thing? > Someone falling down, on their ass, on ice. Yea, lol. When > guys fall they get up and act like nothing happened, but > when women fall they play it up. Why is that? Agreed, I grew up in Glasgow, Scotland, where the Central train station has marbled floors which ice up in the winter. It would always be the smart-suited businessman that would go down on his ass, heels over tits, and me and my cousin would be there to point and laugh. We went their specifically over Christmas holidays to watch. The best part was the sheer courageous tenacity with which they would try avoid falling over when the inevitable process started. Legs running an invisble treadmill, arms flailing like they were boxing the Invisible Man, the works. Classic. However, consider the pride a cat takes in its dexterity and balance, and then how miserably they can sometimes screw it all up. Seeing a cat slink away trying to avoid utter humiliation after falling down an ironing board which it thought was properly up when it wasn't is priceless, Moreso than the human example, because us hominis erecti (or whatever) expect to fall on our ass once in a while. Cats take it personally. As to your original question, it's because us guys are in denial as to our incapacity to be anything like our heroes (who... we think... we are), whilst girls know fine well they screwed up and so overcompensate to try and make a bad error into a good thing, laughing it up, making it into a cute little story. A final little note about what you believe in the most... I guess I should have put UFOs, because I see them everyday, Seriously, I live in Birmingham in England, a biggish city, and there's loads of planes that fly over every day and night. I see them, with their lights and things. I have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? Chipmunks? Boeings? Flying saucers? Are they United American, Air France, British Airways, British Midlands, Easyjet, Martian Intergalactic...? There are so many, and I have positively no idea what the hell kind of plane I'm watching. So in my book, that counts as a UFO. I sure as lots of guys like girls can't identify 'em, so I report those things to our Ministry of Defense straight away to make sure they get properly identified. Or, I would, had they not barred calls from my cell'. Hehe. |
| Posted By: vancouver Posted On: Sep 10, 2006 Views: 739 | RE: On Topic for a change... me, im homo sapiens. i dont fall down |
| Posted By: Ontario Posted On: Sep 10, 2006 Views: 727 | RE: On Topic for a change... What's the the winter. It would always be the smart-suited businessman that would go down on his ass, heels over tits, and me and my cousin would be there to point and laugh. We have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? The best part was the sheer courageous tenacity with which thafter falling down an ironing board which it thought was properly up when it wasn't is priceless, Moreso than the human example, because us hominis erecti (or whatever) expect to fall on our ass once in a while. Cats take it personally. As to your original question, it's because us guys are in denial as to our incapacity to be anything like our heroes (who... we think... we are), whilst girls know fine well they screwed up and so overcompensate to try and make a bad error into a good thing, laughing it up, making it into a cute little story. However, consider planes that fly over every day and night. I see them, with their lights and things. I have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? Chipmunks? Boeings? Flying saucers? Are they United American? |
| Posted By: shlorpknob Posted On: Sep 11, 2006 Views: 690 | RE: On Topic for a change... Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: 23 hr, 8 min. ago Views: 86 On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Which is the coolest? I'd have to choose the Marines. None of them would be easy to be in, but damn... A message to all people in the armed services. Thanks (the government is a group of incompetent idiots, but you people are great for what you do) What is the most cheating thing a guy can do? Isn't all of that cheating? I guess some girls would be ok with the lap dance, but everything else? I guess asking someone out on a secret date would be the worst. What would you least want in your mouth for a minute? A cat's hairball, ewwww.... Which soda pop is the bestest? Dr. Pepper PERIOD, unless your sick, then it's flat 7-up. What do you think they should build at Ground Zero? The towers exactly as they were, just make them tall enough to be the worlds tallest buildings again, then where the planes hit have a memorial on those floors. Anything else "lets them win". Building them shorter or different shows that we are pussy's and are afraid that they will do it again. (leaving out all government crap this time...) What's the funniest thing? Someone falling down, on their ass, on ice. Yea, lol. When guys fall they get up and act like nothing happened, but when women fall they play it up. Why is that? What do you believe in the most? Everything but the secret shadow government. There just incompetent. Posted By: Tinan Posted On: 18 hr, 18 min. ago Views: 52 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- > What would you least want in your mouth for a minute? > A cat's hairball, ewwww.... Of course, a dead baby jellyfish would have stingers. Lots of them. And I'm assuming those prickly pears still work post mortem... In my books dead or at best hurting like hell is a bigger priority than ewwwww.... > Which soda pop is the bestest? > Dr. Pepper PERIOD, unless your sick, then it's flat 7-up. Obviously the wrong way around. Dr. Pepper is called "Doctor" Pepper because it is for sick people. 7 Up is the best drink that the evil cola corp creates, and Dr. Pepper is at its most comestible when flat, ironically. > What's the funniest thing? > Someone falling down, on their ass, on ice. Yea, lol. When > guys fall they get up and act like nothing happened, but > when women fall they play it up. Why is that? Agreed, I grew up in Glasgow, Scotland, where the Central train station has marbled floors which ice up in the winter. It would always be the smart-suited businessman that would go down on his ass, heels over tits, and me and my cousin would be there to point and laugh. We went their specifically over Christmas holidays to watch. The best part was the sheer courageous tenacity with which they would try avoid falling over when the inevitable process started. Legs running an invisble treadmill, arms flailing like they were boxing the Invisible Man, the works. Classic. However, consider the pride a cat takes in its dexterity and balance, and then how miserably they can sometimes screw it all up. Seeing a cat slink away trying to avoid utter humiliation after falling down an ironing board which it thought was properly up when it wasn't is priceless, Moreso than the human example, because us hominis erecti (or whatever) expect to fall on our ass once in a while. Cats take it personally. As to your original question, it's because us guys are in denial as to our incapacity to be anything like our heroes (who... we think... we are), whilst girls know fine well they screwed up and so overcompensate to try and make a bad error into a good thing, laughing it up, making it into a cute little story. A final little note about what you believe in the most... I guess I should have put UFOs, because I see them everyday, Seriously, I live in Birmingham in England, a biggish city, and there's loads of planes that fly over every day and night. I see them, with their lights and things. I have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? Chipmunks? Boeings? Flying saucers? Are they United American, Air France, British Airways, British Midlands, Easyjet, Martian Intergalactic...? There are so many, and I have positively no idea what the hell kind of plane I'm watching. So in my book, that counts as a UFO. I sure as lots of guys like girls can't identify 'em, so I report those things to our Ministry of Defense straight away to make sure they get properly identified. Or, I would, had they not barred calls from my cell'. Hehe. Posted By: vancouver Posted On: 18 hr, 10 min. ago Views: 49 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- me, im homo sapiens. i dont fall down Posted By: Ontario Posted On: 16 hr, 36 min. ago Views: 37 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- What's the the winter. It would always be the smart-suited businessman that would go down on his ass, heels over tits, and me and my cousin would be there to point and laugh. We have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? The best part was the sheer courageous tenacity with which thafter falling down an ironing board which it thought was properly up when it wasn't is priceless, Moreso than the human example, because us hominis erecti (or whatever) expect to fall on our ass once in a while. Cats take it personally. As to your original question, it's because us guys are in denial as to our incapacity to be anything like our heroes (who... we think... we are), whilst girls know fine well they screwed up and so overcompensate to try and make a bad error into a good thing, laughing it up, making it into a cute little story. However, consider planes that fly over every day and night. I see them, with their lights and things. I have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? Chipmunks? Boeings? Flying saucers? Are they United American? |
| Posted By: T$$$$ Posted On: Sep 13, 2006 Views: 644 | RE: On Topic for a change... Which is the coolest? I picked Navy- my dad being on submarines on all... but I could have picked any category, all those men are heroic in my book! What is the most cheating thing a guy can do? It is all cheating. The lap dance thing- ehhh, I wouldn't be happy with it but I would get over it. It was really hard for me to pick between the chat sex on a _regular_ basis and the secret date thing, but I figured, chat sex probably just = porn, so had to pick the secret date. What would you least want in your mouth for a minute? A roach for sure. Blagh, we have a ton in my new house down here, and I seriously can't even sleep with them in the same room. Which soda pop is the bestest? "Dr. Pepper PERIOD" holla! What do you think they should build at Ground Zero? I don't think building something different makes us pussies. I really don't. I think a park with a small memorial, but some place people could be happy, or quiet and respectful, would be nice. I think if I had lost someone or have been lost there, I would want something happy and enjoyable and actually expressing "freedom" in its place. What's the funniest thing? I really didn't think any of those were extremely funny, but when someone falls, it's hilarious. When I was in Chicago, I fell on Michigan Avenue, and was up in like, .0003 seconds (some of my friends with me didn't even realize I had gone down) because I was soooo embarassed. The friends who had seen me go down laughed their asses off, the true friends that they are. I really think it's hilarious when you see someone fall UP the stairs at work, and then they brush it off like nothing happened. This all reminds me of Dane Cook's bit on a guy getting hit by a car, getting up, and acting like nothing happened, even though he's bleeding from the head. Hilarious. What do you believe in the most? Ghosts. Spirits are just too real. But I believe in most all of that category. |
| Posted By: shlorpknob Posted On: Sep 14, 2006 Views: 620 | RE: On Topic for a change... Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: 4 days ago Views: 156 On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Which is the coolest? I'd have to choose the Marines. None of them would be easy to be in, but damn... A message to all people in the armed services. Thanks (the government is a group of incompetent idiots, but you people are great for what you do) What is the most cheating thing a guy can do? Isn't all of that cheating? I guess some girls would be ok with the lap dance, but everything else? I guess asking someone out on a secret date would be the worst. What would you least want in your mouth for a minute? A cat's hairball, ewwww.... Which soda pop is the bestest? Dr. Pepper PERIOD, unless your sick, then it's flat 7-up. What do you think they should build at Ground Zero? The towers exactly as they were, just make them tall enough to be the worlds tallest buildings again, then where the planes hit have a memorial on those floors. Anything else "lets them win". Building them shorter or different shows that we are pussy's and are afraid that they will do it again. (leaving out all government crap this time...) What's the funniest thing? Someone falling down, on their ass, on ice. Yea, lol. When guys fall they get up and act like nothing happened, but when women fall they play it up. Why is that? What do you believe in the most? Everything but the secret shadow government. There just incompetent. Posted By: Tinan Posted On: 3 days ago Views: 122 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- > What would you least want in your mouth for a minute? > A cat's hairball, ewwww.... Of course, a dead baby jellyfish would have stingers. Lots of them. And I'm assuming those prickly pears still work post mortem... In my books dead or at best hurting like hell is a bigger priority than ewwwww.... > Which soda pop is the bestest? > Dr. Pepper PERIOD, unless your sick, then it's flat 7-up. Obviously the wrong way around. Dr. Pepper is called "Doctor" Pepper because it is for sick people. 7 Up is the best drink that the evil cola corp creates, and Dr. Pepper is at its most comestible when flat, ironically. > What's the funniest thing? > Someone falling down, on their ass, on ice. Yea, lol. When > guys fall they get up and act like nothing happened, but > when women fall they play it up. Why is that? Agreed, I grew up in Glasgow, Scotland, where the Central train station has marbled floors which ice up in the winter. It would always be the smart-suited businessman that would go down on his ass, heels over tits, and me and my cousin would be there to point and laugh. We went their specifically over Christmas holidays to watch. The best part was the sheer courageous tenacity with which they would try avoid falling over when the inevitable process started. Legs running an invisble treadmill, arms flailing like they were boxing the Invisible Man, the works. Classic. However, consider the pride a cat takes in its dexterity and balance, and then how miserably they can sometimes screw it all up. Seeing a cat slink away trying to avoid utter humiliation after falling down an ironing board which it thought was properly up when it wasn't is priceless, Moreso than the human example, because us hominis erecti (or whatever) expect to fall on our ass once in a while. Cats take it personally. As to your original question, it's because us guys are in denial as to our incapacity to be anything like our heroes (who... we think... we are), whilst girls know fine well they screwed up and so overcompensate to try and make a bad error into a good thing, laughing it up, making it into a cute little story. A final little note about what you believe in the most... I guess I should have put UFOs, because I see them everyday, Seriously, I live in Birmingham in England, a biggish city, and there's loads of planes that fly over every day and night. I see them, with their lights and things. I have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? Chipmunks? Boeings? Flying saucers? Are they United American, Air France, British Airways, British Midlands, Easyjet, Martian Intergalactic...? There are so many, and I have positively no idea what the hell kind of plane I'm watching. So in my book, that counts as a UFO. I sure as lots of guys like girls can't identify 'em, so I report those things to our Ministry of Defense straight away to make sure they get properly identified. Or, I would, had they not barred calls from my cell'. Hehe. Posted By: vancouver Posted On: 3 days ago Views: 119 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- me, im homo sapiens. i dont fall down Posted By: Ontario Posted On: 3 days ago Views: 107 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- What's the the winter. It would always be the smart-suited businessman that would go down on his ass, heels over tits, and me and my cousin would be there to point and laugh. We have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? The best part was the sheer courageous tenacity with which thafter falling down an ironing board which it thought was properly up when it wasn't is priceless, Moreso than the human example, because us hominis erecti (or whatever) expect to fall on our ass once in a while. Cats take it personally. As to your original question, it's because us guys are in denial as to our incapacity to be anything like our heroes (who... we think... we are), whilst girls know fine well they screwed up and so overcompensate to try and make a bad error into a good thing, laughing it up, making it into a cute little story. However, consider planes that fly over every day and night. I see them, with their lights and things. I have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? Chipmunks? Boeings? Flying saucers? Are they United American? Posted By: shlorpknob Posted On: 3 days ago Views: 70 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: 23 hr, 8 min. ago Views: 86 On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Which is the coolest? I'd have to choose the Marines. None of them would be easy to be in, but damn... A message to all people in the armed services. Thanks (the government is a group of incompetent idiots, but you people are great for what you do) What is the most cheating thing a guy can do? Isn't all of that cheating? I guess some girls would be ok with the lap dance, but everything else? I guess asking someone out on a secret date would be the worst. What would you least want in your mouth for a minute? A cat's hairball, ewwww.... Which soda pop is the bestest? Dr. Pepper PERIOD, unless your sick, then it's flat 7-up. What do you think they should build at Ground Zero? The towers exactly as they were, just make them tall enough to be the worlds tallest buildings again, then where the planes hit have a memorial on those floors. Anything else "lets them win". Building them shorter or different shows that we are pussy's and are afraid that they will do it again. (leaving out all government crap this time...) What's the funniest thing? Someone falling down, on their ass, on ice. Yea, lol. When guys fall they get up and act like nothing happened, but when women fall they play it up. Why is that? What do you believe in the most? Everything but the secret shadow government. There just incompetent. Posted By: Tinan Posted On: 18 hr, 18 min. ago Views: 52 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- > What would you least want in your mouth for a minute? > A cat's hairball, ewwww.... Of course, a dead baby jellyfish would have stingers. Lots of them. And I'm assuming those prickly pears still work post mortem... In my books dead or at best hurting like hell is a bigger priority than ewwwww.... > Which soda pop is the bestest? > Dr. Pepper PERIOD, unless your sick, then it's flat 7-up. Obviously the wrong way around. Dr. Pepper is called "Doctor" Pepper because it is for sick people. 7 Up is the best drink that the evil cola corp creates, and Dr. Pepper is at its most comestible when flat, ironically. > What's the funniest thing? > Someone falling down, on their ass, on ice. Yea, lol. When > guys fall they get up and act like nothing happened, but > when women fall they play it up. Why is that? Agreed, I grew up in Glasgow, Scotland, where the Central train station has marbled floors which ice up in the winter. It would always be the smart-suited businessman that would go down on his ass, heels over tits, and me and my cousin would be there to point and laugh. We went their specifically over Christmas holidays to watch. The best part was the sheer courageous tenacity with which they would try avoid falling over when the inevitable process started. Legs running an invisble treadmill, arms flailing like they were boxing the Invisible Man, the works. Classic. However, consider the pride a cat takes in its dexterity and balance, and then how miserably they can sometimes screw it all up. Seeing a cat slink away trying to avoid utter humiliation after falling down an ironing board which it thought was properly up when it wasn't is priceless, Moreso than the human example, because us hominis erecti (or whatever) expect to fall on our ass once in a while. Cats take it personally. As to your original question, it's because us guys are in denial as to our incapacity to be anything like our heroes (who... we think... we are), whilst girls know fine well they screwed up and so overcompensate to try and make a bad error into a good thing, laughing it up, making it into a cute little story. A final little note about what you believe in the most... I guess I should have put UFOs, because I see them everyday, Seriously, I live in Birmingham in England, a biggish city, and there's loads of planes that fly over every day and night. I see them, with their lights and things. I have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? Chipmunks? Boeings? Flying saucers? Are they United American, Air France, British Airways, British Midlands, Easyjet, Martian Intergalactic...? There are so many, and I have positively no idea what the hell kind of plane I'm watching. So in my book, that counts as a UFO. I sure as lots of guys like girls can't identify 'em, so I report those things to our Ministry of Defense straight away to make sure they get properly identified. Or, I would, had they not barred calls from my cell'. Hehe. Posted By: vancouver Posted On: 18 hr, 10 min. ago Views: 49 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- me, im homo sapiens. i dont fall down Posted By: Ontario Posted On: 16 hr, 36 min. ago Views: 37 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- What's the the winter. It would always be the smart-suited businessman that would go down on his ass, heels over tits, and me and my cousin would be there to point and laugh. We have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? The best part was the sheer courageous tenacity with which thafter falling down an ironing board which it thought was properly up when it wasn't is priceless, Moreso than the human example, because us hominis erecti (or whatever) expect to fall on our ass once in a while. Cats take it personally. As to your original question, it's because us guys are in denial as to our incapacity to be anything like our heroes (who... we think... we are), whilst girls know fine well they screwed up and so overcompensate to try and make a bad error into a good thing, laughing it up, making it into a cute little story. However, consider planes that fly over every day and night. I see them, with their lights and things. I have absoulutely no idea what they are. Are they Cessnas? Chipmunks? Boeings? Flying saucers? Are they United American? Posted By: T$$$$ Posted On: 1 day ago Views: 24 RE: On Topic for a change... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Which is the coolest? I picked Navy- my dad being on submarines on all... but I could have picked any category, all those men are heroic in my book! What is the most cheating thing a guy can do? It is all cheating. The lap dance thing- ehhh, I wouldn't be happy with it but I would get over it. It was really hard for me to pick between the chat sex on a _regular_ basis and the secret date thing, but I figured, chat sex probably just = porn, so had to pick the secret date. What would you least want in your mouth for a minute? A roach for sure. Blagh, we have a ton in my new house down here, and I seriously can't even sleep with them in the same room. Which soda pop is the bestest? "Dr. Pepper PERIOD" holla! What do you think they should build at Ground Zero? I don't think building something different makes us pussies. I really don't. I think a park with a small memorial, but some place people could be happy, or quiet and respectful, would be nice. I think if I had lost someone or have been lost there, I would want something happy and enjoyable and actually expressing "freedom" in its place. What's the funniest thing? I really didn't think any of those were extremely funny, but when someone falls, it's hilarious. When I was in Chicago, I fell on Michigan Avenue, and was up in like, .0003 seconds (some of my friends with me didn't even realize I had gone down) because I was soooo embarassed. The friends who had seen me go down laughed their asses off, the true friends that they are. I really think it's hilarious when you see someone fall UP the stairs at work, and then they brush it off like nothing happened. This all reminds me of Dane Cook's bit on a guy getting hit by a car, getting up, and acting like nothing happened, even though he's bleeding from the head. Hilarious. What do you believe in the most? Ghosts. Spirits are just too real. But I believe in most all of that category. |
| Posted By: Blake Posted On: Sep 16, 2006 Views: 602 | RE: On Topic for a change... That's right, the Marines are badass! I'm in the delayed entry program, and I'm shipping out to San Diego on June 18th. I think I'm going to be the nation's only liberal Marine, though... |