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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 17, 2006
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FLEAS!!! Funny **** for you guys.

My grandma had her bathroom redone a few months ago, and I got the old bathtub. It's not hooked up now, but it's hard to find those old cast iron tubs, when they get hot they stay that way, perfect for a long soak...when I get my own place I'll trade out whatever they have for this one...anyway.

My cat Cara had her kittens in it shortly after I put it in the corner of my room. I put a few old blankets in there for her. Well, I gave the kittens away last week and I just haven't gotten to washing and putting away the old blankets, so today I go over there to get them, take two steps and then...FLEAS FREAKEN EVERYWHERE!!! like a bug invasion of my whole body. I don't get worked up over bugs, if you have animals you've had episodes of fleas, but I had so many on me that I've broke out all over. I get itchy when I get bit, but apparently so many biting me at once freaked me out. I covered myself and the whole room in flea powder, and tomorrow I'll take all my stuff outside and scrub my room in bleach. I guess they were hungry after being there all week. Damn, I hope that never happens again.

It would make a good horror movie, not like those crap ones where people go "oh, I just heard a scream inside this old house I know strange stuff happens in, and it's storming outside, I don't have my flashlight and it's dark out, but what the hell, I'll go have a look" kind of crap movie, but the kind where something small everyone has experience with just getting in outrageous numbers.

I just got out of the shower and I"m still itchy, all over. I swear they found places I didn't know I could itch in. And places I used to like to scratch aren't good to scratch anymore... Through the whole me screaming like a girl and white powder everywhere thing Cara is just sitting in the window looking at me thinking "who's the pussy now" and she'd be right...


 

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