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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 17, 2006
Views: 613
$100

Let some fart directly on your head?

Well, I don't know if I could fart on my own head for $1 million. But I'd let someone else do it.

Let a daddy longlegs walk on your private part?

Sure, I live in a basement anyway, I've got these big brown and black ones that I catch on me sometimes.

Urinate on a stranger's parked car in the middle of the night?

LOL, thats free.

**** it, These are the things I won't do. That will shorten this up a bit...

Poison a pigeon, Kiss Saddam Hussein's bare butt, Not shower for ten days, Pee in your refrigerator, and Go to an opera and do your best to sing along.



Posted By:

Posted On: Sep 17, 2006
Views: 599
RE: $100

The real Dragonmaster doesn't live in a basement. he lives in a room he built and it doesn't have electricity so he has to run extension cords to run his computer, TV, and anal vibrator.



Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 18, 2006
Views: 586
RE: $100

Wow, you've been here awhile if you remember the extension cords, lol. Well, my room isn't really basement, it's built off the basement. The yard if on a small grade so my door has one step to get to ground level, but the ground level at the front of the house would be over my head, so I guess I just live in a closed in pit?

I wired it up over a year ago, the only thing I didn't finish before I left work (and the no money thing took over) was the drywall. I just put up some black velvet over the walls. Looks nice, I'll finish it up before I move out....wait, I'm ramb...never mind all that...




Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 18, 2006
Views: 570
RE: $100

So anyway..that was me that posted before. I knew this would happen. Now everyone thinks that all my posts are impersonators.


Posted By:

Posted On: Sep 18, 2006
Views: 556
RE: $100

They are all lies like Dragonmaster but that is it. Dragonmaster has never had any money so there was never a point where he had money to do contruction work.
Dragonmaster is a hillbilly and everyone knows that hillbilly houses do not have basements. Also, the real Dragonmaster is blind so he could never see his room well enough to know if it looked cool or not.

Adding a second post claiming to really be the real Dragonmaster is pathetic.


Posted By: Ian Davis

Posted On: Sep 18, 2006
Views: 544
RE: $100

You are all incredibly retarded. What do we have here ..some acting as if he is Dragonmaster's Fraud lawyer, Dragonmaster himself who is careless and doesnt even want a lawyer, and Possibly someone making something up that no one but the lawyer cares about? If you keep whining about impersonations they are going to be more frequent because even a complaint is giving attention. I think that fisrt post WAS dragonmaster anyway you tard,,,we all know how often Dragonmaster checks these polls..he would have countered the post.

Your Mayor,
Ian Davis


Posted By:

Posted On: Sep 18, 2006
Views: 529
RE: $100

Nice try Ian but all you have done was shown that you are most likely the fake Dragonmaster. BTW, that whole lawyer bit was really stupid. Your mother have any kids that lived?


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 21, 2006
Views: 490
RE: $100

Happy Birthday OT!! Go get some boobs in the face!



 

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