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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 18, 2006
Views: 597
FLEAS!!! Funny **** for you guys.

I noticed this was posted too late to get views on the last poll...

Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: 15 hr, 33 min. ago
Views: 1
FLEAS!!! Funny **** for you guys.
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My grandma had her bathroom redone a few months ago, and I got the old bathtub. It's not hooked up now, but it's hard to find those old cast iron tubs, when they get hot they stay that way, perfect for a long soak...when I get my own place I'll trade out whatever they have for this one...anyway.

My cat Cara had her kittens in it shortly after I put it in the corner of my room. I put a few old blankets in there for her. Well, I gave the kittens away last week and I just haven't gotten to washing and putting away the old blankets, so today I go over there to get them, take two steps and then...FLEAS FREAKEN EVERYWHERE!!! like a bug invasion of my whole body. I don't get worked up over bugs, if you have animals you've had episodes of fleas, but I had so many on me that I've broke out all over. I get itchy when I get bit, but apparently so many biting me at once freaked me out. I covered myself and the whole room in flea powder, and tomorrow I'll take all my stuff outside and scrub my room in bleach. I guess they were hungry after being there all week. Damn, I hope that never happens again.

It would make a good horror movie, not like those crap ones where people go "oh, I just heard a scream inside this old house I know strange stuff happens in, and it's storming outside, I don't have my flashlight and it's dark out, but what the hell, I'll go have a look" kind of crap movie, but the kind where something small everyone has experience with just getting in outrageous numbers.

I just got out of the shower and I"m still itchy, all over. I swear they found places I didn't know I could itch in. And places I used to like to scratch aren't good to scratch anymore... Through the whole me screaming like a girl and white powder everywhere thing Cara is just sitting in the window looking at me thinking "who's the pussy now" and she'd be right...


Posted By:

Posted On: Sep 18, 2006
Views: 588
RE: FLEAS!!! Funny **** for you guys.

I can't believe you wasted your time reposting your fake Dragonmaster bullsh*t. First of all, it is obviously not Dragonmaster. His posts are a special kind of stupid that are hard to duplicate. Second of all, it is way too long and boring. I wanted to take a nap after the first few sentences so I quit reading.

Here is an idea. How about you stop trying to impersonate him. Having one Dragonmaster is already one too many.


Posted By: Smarter than you

Posted On: Sep 18, 2006
Views: 581
RE: FLEAS!!! Funny **** for you guys.

That actually is his post, you moron! No one else wites long ass posts like that BUT him.

Dragonmaster please set him straight!


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 18, 2006
Views: 578
RE: FLEAS!!! Funny **** for you guys.

Yep, that was me, last week. Apparently someone thought it was good enough to put up this week to.


Posted By:

Posted On: Sep 18, 2006
Views: 561
RE: FLEAS!!! Funny **** for you guys.

Wow you waited all of 20 minutes to post a defense as Dragonmaster. That really is convincing. You can keep posting all you want, it isn't going to make you sound like Ducky at all!


Posted By: Ducky

Posted On: Sep 19, 2006
Views: 552
RE: FLEAS!!! Funny **** for you guys.

Quack Quack...Anyone know if you can get the movie "Howard The Duck" on DVD?

Remember it? That was good stuff.

Rent it if you havnt seen it! Has an awesome lezbo scene in it too!


 

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