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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 21, 2006
Views: 683
Submit?

I wrtote this poem and thinking about sending it in to one of them there poem sites. what ya think??

~Thoughts of Cara~

Didn't I hear you cry this mornin
didn't I feel you weep
Teardrops falling down on me
Like rivers in my sleep

In my dream of laughter
You came creeping with your tears
Telling me your sorrow
In the trace ends of your tears

That's a strange way to tell me you love me
When your sorrow is all I can see
If you just want to cry to somebody
Don't cry to me
No don't cry to me

Didn't I hear your voice this morning
Didn't you call my name
I heard you whisper softly
But the words were never plain
And in your dream of darkness
I came shinin like a sun
Waiting for the laughter
But the last I never caught


Didn't you feel alone this mornin
didn't you need a friend
And in your darkest hour
You came runnin back again

In my dream of laughter
You came creeping with your tears
Telling me your sorrow
In the trace end of your tears

That's a strange way to tell me you love me
When your sorrow is all I can see
If you just want to cry to somebody
Don't cry to me
No don't cry to me
Don't cry to me
That's a strange way to tell me you love me



Posted By: Honestly

Posted On: Sep 21, 2006
Views: 681
RE: Submit?

I think you should wait until your eyes are fixed and then read it. You will probably see how terrible it really is. Do not submit it anywhere. It will only bring you more shame. If you still feel you must submit it, send it to one of the toilet paper manufacturers. It would go well printed on TP.


Posted By: You retard

Posted On: Sep 21, 2006
Views: 680
RE: Submit?

I had a suspicion that you didn't actually write it because you can't really write. Not only is it a terrible poem, but it is a song written by Firefall called Strange Way. Pretty lame all the way around, Fake Dragonmaster.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 21, 2006
Views: 675
RE: Submit?

Yea, and I thought the impersonations were getting better...

Cara is my cat. Even in my admitidly ****ed up head a cat cant talk.

Also, if anyone here knew me, they'd know that if a woman were to cry around me I'd do whatever she wanted to get her to stop. (I just skimmed it, so if I got that part wrong, ops) I don't know Firewall...


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 21, 2006
Views: 674
RE: Submit?

Here, if I ever put up something it will be like this. Not mine, not really funny, and to long for most of you to read.

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."

"Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."

"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?"

"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."

"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."

"No brain?"

"Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat! That's what I've been trying to tell you."

"So ... what does the thinking?"

"You're not understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat."

"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?"

"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."

"Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."

"Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?"

"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual."

"We're supposed to talk to meat."

"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.' That sort of thing."

"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."

"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"

"Officially or unofficially?"

"Both."

"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."

"I was hoping you would say that."

"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"

"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"

"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."

"So we just pretend there's no one home in the Universe."

"That's it."

"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?"

"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."

"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."

"And we marked the entire sector unoccupied."

"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"

"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."

"They always come around."

"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone ..."

the end


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 21, 2006
Views: 672
RE: Submit?

I thought that was a great song...and decribed perfectly how my cat looks sad so much.... After I lisened to it a few dozen times..I came up with a song of my own.

~My future Wife~

My dear, you're like the fragrance of blossoms fair
Sweet as a breath of air fresh with the morning dew
My dear, you're like the sparkle of old chain maile
Armor in Rome couldn't compare to you

You are perfection, you're my idea
Of angels singin' the ";perfect wife";
Or you're an angel, I'd breathe and live you
With every beat of the heart that I give you

My dear, this is a heaven on earth we share
Caring the way we care, ours is a love so rare

It's just you and Dra...Gon...Mas...Ter!
Yeah I said just you and Dra...Gon...Mas...Ter!


You are perfection, you're my idea
Of angels singin' the ";perfect wife"
Or you're an angel, I'd breathe and live you
With every beat of the heart that I give you

My Dear, (Mydear) this is the heaven on earth we share (My Dear)
Caring the way we care (Mydear) ours is a love not bare


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 21, 2006
Views: 669
RE: Submit?

Why am I replying to these? Again, just skimming this stuff...

I cant smell...I don't believe in heaven or hell...I'm only known as dragonmaster here, my online name is cinealta_draiodoir...get a life.

Hey, the first part of that...nevermind.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 21, 2006
Views: 666
RE: Submit?

That last post wsnt me. I guess he got bored of me not replying and did thing on his own. you I don't get angry like that. Who cares really...stuff like that is obvious.

What song was modified to make that one?


Posted By: Bobble

Posted On: Sep 22, 2006
Views: 656
RE: Submit?

I think thats Neil Diamond.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Sep 22, 2006
Views: 646
RE: Submit?

didnt todd do the one about meat?

in a review or something


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Sep 23, 2006
Views: 643
RE: Submit?

Probably, this where I got it though.

http://www.terrybisson.com/meat.html

I don't know if he has any other ones, I just know of the meat one.


 

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