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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Oct 27, 2006
Views: 632
Return of the King

In reply to some posts I saw while scrolling through the threads I have to quote from a song I heard recently.

"Why do you waste my time is the answer to the question on your mind."

All of you people compain about my posts and bitching and then as soon as I leave you beg for my attention.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Oct 27, 2006
Views: 631
RE: Return of the King

Turns out most of the lyrics remind me of the people on this board (from my point of view):

Nobody ever had a dream round here,
but I don't really mind and/that it's starting to get to me
Nobody ever pulls the seams round here,
but I don't really mind and/that it's starting to get to me

I've got this energy beneath my feet
like something underground's gonna come up and carry me,
I've got this sentimental heart that beats
but I don't really mind (and) it's starting to get to me

Now.."Why do you waste my time?"
Is the answer to the question on your mind
And I'm sick of all my judges
so scared of what they'll find
But I know that I can make it
As long as somebody takes me home,
every now and then...

Oh, have you ever seen the lights?
Have you ever seen the lights?

I took the shuttle on a shock-wave ride,
where the people on the pen pull trigger for accolade
I took a bullet, I looked inside
Running through my veins
An American masquerade

I still remember Grandma Dixie's way/wake,
I never really known anybody to die before
Red white and blue upon a birthday cake,
And my brother, he was born on the fourth of the July...and that's all

"So why do you waste my time?"
Is the answer to the question on your mind


Posted By: WRONG!!!

Posted On: Oct 27, 2006
Views: 629
RE: Return of the King

One person asked for you. That is it. The rest of us were more than happy you were gone so get over yourself lardass!

Whenever I see you post I am reminded of a song by the Bloodhound Gang. I believe your only friend in school was the lunch lady.


Posted By: OH YEA

Posted On: Oct 27, 2006
Views: 628
RE: Return of the King

I didn't read a single word of your second post so I hope your fat little fingers didn't cramp up typing it. And by typing it I mean hitting Ctrl-C and then Ctrl-V.


Posted By: Punk

Posted On: Oct 27, 2006
Views: 617
RE: Return of the King

Actually I agree. So many people give Dragonmaster a hard time here, they joke and tease, and quite often things get nasty. But I think most of the people here are fooling themselves.

How many of us come to the weekly poll forum and scroll through to see if DM has started a post yet? How many of us skip past other people's comments to find his? You can all &*%$ around as much as you want, god knows I've thrown a well placed and overtly snarky remark his way, but at least be honest with yourselves. When DM isn't here it's bloody boring and we know it.

Besides, I feel bad for any kid from West Virginia. DM, get your health in order, get you head on straight, head back to school and get the hell out of Dodge. You're on the right track, it just might take time.


Posted By: everyone

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 615
RE: Return of the King

You are on your own there. Most of us don't care if he posts and if we do read him, it us usually to see what bull**** story he is telling. He is like the tabloids at the store. Everyone looks at the cover while waiting to check out and we have a little laught but that should never be confused with thinking they are interesting or make our shopping experience better. If they didn't exist we would just look at the gum or the pocket flashlights while waiting.


Posted By: wes

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 609
RE: Return of the King

That's the best analogy yet, everyone... except that most of the time his posts aren't even mildly amusing, they're painful to read and I usually skip over to the responses.


Posted By:

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 605
RE: RE: Return of the King

Yea, the only amusement you can find in a Dragonmaster post is how his statements are so void of any fact that you would almost think he was doing it on purpose.

He thinks he is clever and has everyone fooled but he doesn't. He claims to have "fans" that email him all the time but if he really did, he could let them know the latest chapter of his soap opera life in an email instead of here. He claims to be a great artist, a photographer, a world class chef (that can't smell and anyone that knows anatomy knows that is BS), an artisan, a linguist, a scolar, and a rocket scientist yet his job prospects are fast food or truck driver. Remember the time he claimed he was hiking in the mountains and looked down on a tornado?!? Holy **** is this kid ****ed up! I can understand someone like him needing to invent a better life but it is insulting to everyone else to think we will believe it. He should go write fictional stories about dragons and strippers that drink coffee while cooking and building turbocharged ion drives.




"Why do you waste my time is the answer to the question on your mind."

Dragonmaster, who is the one that posts their life story all the time and has said they don't care if nobody wants to hear it?


Posted By:

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 603
RE: Return of the King

You really think that was Dragonmaster that started this? LOL, he never makes a comeback with so little said.


Posted By: bubba

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 601
RE: Return of the King

Dragonmaster, you always get yourself in trubba. How can you expect kind replies after posting something like that and labeling it for the whole group of us?


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Oct 29, 2006
Views: 589
RE: Return of the King

LOL, I didn't start this, but I cant resist.

Anyway, I don't claim to be a great artist, I haven't done anything since my eyes ****ed up...I guess it's time to pick back up the pen then, lol. I am not a world class chef, never said I was...but I can cook better than any of you fuckers. "that can't smell and anyone that knows anatomy knows that is BS" it's not like I'm claiming to be the only person who cant, look it up dumbfuck. I'm no linguist, as I've said a few times already I can read a few other languages, I cant speak them. Its a hobby, that's all. Besides, as far as I know, Theban (and the others) cant be spoken. Those are jobs I want to do, not what I'm stuck with. I'll be damned if I'm gonna stick with a job I hate just to compete in the rat race, were not here long enough for that. OH, and the NASA thing is 5 year old bull****, started with an impersonation and I ran with it. Sue me ****er.

Wow, that felt good, lol. How about that. Me, a sickly fat 23 year old virgin from WV with little hope of making it is laughing at you dicks for having no life, lol. Things really are looking up. Things have changed since my eyes were fixed, lol. I can see better now than most of you. School starts back up in January. I've got a car ready to go as soon as I get back to work, and at least for the next year I don't have to pay rent, buy food, or any-other bills that aren't part of keeping a car going so all the money I make goes to getting a house. Yep, back on track, and I've got a lot of making up to do, so I don't have time for assholes like I find here, so kiss my ass and suck my dick, latter ****ers.

(as always though, thanks for the good vibes and occasional e-mails I get from a few of you, makes my day)
hey check my myspace - http://www.myspace.com/cinealta_draiodoir


Posted By:

Posted On: Oct 29, 2006
Views: 587
RE: Return of the King

Good job goober. You made an ass of yourself again.

You need to write your lies down so you can remember them. You posted that you drew some pictures that were SO good that the school made you exhibit them and people threw money at you to get them. You also made claims about your photography being award winning.

When you can't smell you have very limited taste. If you have limited taste you can't be a chef. You can't tell if meat is tainted. You can't tell if something is burning. Basic anatomy. If you would have looked it up before starting this lie, it would have saved yourself a lot of trouble. BTW, I cook at an expert level.

You have made several claims about how you can know so many languages. There was even a point where you claimed some school award for spanish. Sorry but I don't chart your lies and I am not going back to find them but I do remember this. That reminds me of another one. You said you were going to write a book about your life.

The jobs you want to do are working fast food or driving a truck? Bull****.

Glad that felt good. When someone points out reality to you, you need to do something to jump back into fantasy land. While you are laughing, I am laughing too. I am laughing at your lame attempts to make it sound like only no-life losers make fun of you. Guess what, I have more life in one day than you do in a year. I own three homes, two new cars, have better than 20/20 vision, and have a great job that is fun and pays loads of money. The best part is I don't have to make any of it up.



"Yep, back on track, and I've got a lot of making up to do"

Until you need an attention fix. Then you will post some more bull****.


Posted By: observant

Posted On: Oct 29, 2006
Views: 582
RE: Return of the King

I wish I had a house. I'm moving to Maui sometime in November and all I've found so far is a 2 bedroom apt for $1250 a month.
GAH!


 

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