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Posted By: TK (proud Cardinals fan)

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 619
2006 World Series Champions, the STL Cardinals!

I know it's been a long time since I've posted anything in the weekly poll section (not that any of you care), but the fact that I live in Saint Louis and that I'm a baseball fan, I can't pass this up.
The Cards outlasted the Detroit Tigers in 5 games to win the big one, the World Series, and I couldn't be more happy for them.
With that said, I hereby dedicate these 2 songs to the Cards:

We are the champions, my friend
We fought the Tigers 'till the 5th
We are the champions
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
No time for Detroit
'Cause we are the champions... of MLB!

and my version of 'Never Scared' by Bone Crusher, STL style:

It's baseball time, once again it's ooooon
So everybody outta yo' seats and cheer the Cards oooon
And tell the Detroit Tigers
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
WE AIN'T NEVA SCARED!

HOME RUN! It's on
It's an offensive struggle, bringin' it on
The Cards are a legion that can't be stopped
We're gonna go for the goal 'till we reach the top
This is just the 1st inning, can't you feel the prowl
IT'S BASEBALL TIME, can't you feel it now?
How many times have I told you STL is the best
We gonna win the Series, in a 5-game contest!

It's baseball time, once again it's ooooon
So everybody outta yo' seats and cheer the Cards oooon
And tell the Detroit Tigers
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
WE AIN'T NEVA SCARED!

The anticipation is about to go down
You can feel the vibration from town to town
18 players, ready for action
the people in the stadium are ready for ACTION
It's time to go head-to-head on the diamond
WATCH OUT, 'cause the ball is flyin'
it's just the 5th inning, gettin' closer to winning time
GO STL, IT'S BASEBALL TIME!

It's baseball time, once again it's ooooon
So everybody outta yo' seats and cheer the Cards oooon
And tell the Detroit Tigers
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
WE AIN'T NEVA SCARED!

Into the game, the score is 2 to 3
It's goin' back and forth, IT'S ABOUT TO GET UGLY
Everybody's doin' the wave to pump up the team
It's the heart of the battle, the Card's fans dream
Just 1 out to go, you can feel the tension
The game's on the line, no time for slippin'
It's PRIME TIME, Friday night
WE STRUCK 'EM OUT, EVERYBODY, ALRIGHT!

It's baseball time, once again it's ooooon
So everybody outta yo' seats and cheer the Cards oooon
And tell the Detroit Tigers
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
WE AIN'T NEVA SCARED!

It's baseball time, once again it's ooooon
So everybody outta yo' seats and cheer the Cards oooon
We told the Detroit Tigers
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
We ain't never scared, we ain't never scared
WE AIN'T NEVA SCARED!



Posted By: Mepball

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 617
RE: 2006 World Series Champions, the STL Cardinals!

A simple "I am glad the they won" would have been fine. Apparently you have way too much time on your hands. Do you really think anyone wants to read that long lame song you posted with about 3-4 words changed? I can only guess 3-4 because I sure as hell am not reading it. How old are you?


Posted By: TK

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 614
RE: 2006 World Series Champions, the STL Cardinals

Screw you. I am pretty strong for a teen.


Posted By: TK

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 608
RE: 2006 World Series Champions, the STL Cardinals!

That last comment wasn't me, just so you know. And the whole 'strong for a teen' thing wasn't even originally me, either.

Look, I'm sorry if I offended you with my version of 'Never Scared', but that's your problem. So I'm a big Cards fan who lives in STL and glad that the Cards won. Big f---ing deal. Any other person who was as big of a Cards fan would have done something similar. (I don't know about devising their own version of a rap song, but they would be pretty d--- extatic about the win.)

Even you would have done something similar if YOUR favourite sports team won a championship, so leave me the f--- alone. I was born a sports fan, especially for all of the Saint Louis teams (go Cardinals, go Blues, go Rams- all STL teams for those too stupid to realize it). If you have a problem with my love for sports, I don't give a cr@p. So go screw yourselves and go to h*ll, Cardinals hater.


Posted By: TK

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 606
RE: 2006 World Series Champions, the STL Cardinals!

BTW, it was more than 3-4 words changed. If you listen to the real song and compare it to my version, almost every word is different, you stupid d*uchebag.


Posted By: TK

Posted On: Oct 28, 2006
Views: 604
RE: 2006 World Series Champions, the STL Cardinals

And another thing...I am sick and tired of getting suspended from school for being beaten up by the third graders. I do get beaten by them...that part is true. But you hsve to remember there are a lot of them and they are really strong for preteens. I will pay $5000 to the first person that guesses how I lost my penis or gets me nude photos of any of the Cardinals, either one.


 

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