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| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Nov 5, 2006 Views: 656 | Maces of a mystic I just recently went to the fair, where I bought a mace from a booth. The guy that sold it to me said that it was from australia and that it had magical powers. So I bought it because magic is cool. When I got back home I smashed my cat with it, then a kangaroo appeared magically out of the mace and anal raped me, well, it wasn't like rape cause I wanted it, so ya. |
| Posted By: mepball Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 653 | RE: Maces of a mystic That reminds me of an awesome circle jerk we had once. A guy brought in a video of kangaroos having sex. Best jerk off...ever. |
| Posted By: FG Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 649 | RE: Maces of a mystic You people are hilarious, come post on the tv board. |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 633 | RE: Maces of a mystic Right...um, well, I'd never hurt my cat, I dont even let the doctor probe my ass, and I know better than to start anything involving magic here, so forget it. Hey, how about a tv show with me on 24/7? It would be great therapy for people wanting to kill themselves, they'd see me then think their lives are great. But hey, enough of that, I've got to get ready for my 3rd day at work...which sucks ass. This time last year I was working 10 hour shifts and felt fine, the last two days I've only worked 8 and my back feels like someone is stabing me every time I take a breath and my toes were actualy bleeding when I took my shoes of last night. WTF?! There's always something holding me back, I really do wonder whats the ****ing point to it all. What comes after this can't really be that bad could it? Then I get so ****ed off at myself, I've waited a year for this, now because of sitting around for a year and 3 operations last month I don't know if I can do it. Damn I hate being a pussy. You know, I didn't take any pain meds durring those surgerys, but yesterday I took two of those darvasomethings they gave me....and it felt great...I wonder sometimes what all of them would feel like, but I always come up with some reason not to... |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 632 | RE: Maces of a mystic You are sick. I already have a couple maces and dont need to buy any. I care about animals and think they are important to society so I would never hurt one. I know enough about magic to not be suckered by someone selling crap. I would never have sex with an animal but since you would I suggest you post under your own name. BTW Kangaroos would not have sex with a person. |
| Posted By: Mepball Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 626 | RE: Maces of a mystic Please post a handy link to the TV board so that I may visit it. |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 624 | RE: Maces of a mystic lol "I care about animals and think they are important to society" yeah, I like them and all but, lol. But really, come on. I Kangaroo? I'm in West Virginia here people. |
| Posted By: mepball Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 621 | RE: Maces of a mystic You are not worthy of mepball. You are week of mind and slow in thought. Your writing is poor and your attempts at humor are 3 grade at best. |
| Posted By: Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 618 | RE: Maces of a mystic Sounds like they are over-qualified to be a mepball. 3rd grade? You wish you guys could get to that level. |
| Posted By: FG Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 616 | RE: Maces of a mystic TV board.... http://www.network54.com/Forum/181413/ |
| Posted By: Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 615 | RE: Maces of a mystic "I dont even let the doctor probe my ass" I bet he is ok with that considering the amount of time involved and the amount of shoring up necessary to do the job safely. Plus, it isn't always easy to get a canary on such short notice. "my back feels like someone is stabing me every time I take a breath and my toes were actualy bleeding" Did you ever think maybe someone is. Being as large as you are, they could hide back there and you would never know it. I believe there was a prediction that you would come up with new problems. What do you know. You're sick again. |
| Posted By: DJ Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 611 | RE: Maces of a mystic Yeah, you guys should totally come over to the tv board! I'm the queen over there so be sure to suck up to me asap. |
| Posted By: impersonator Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 609 | RE: Maces of a mystic I am the biigest queen here and I always love a good suck up. |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: Nov 6, 2006 Views: 595 | RE: Maces of a mystic "Hey, how about a tv show with me on 24/7? It would be great therapy for people wanting to kill themselves, they'd see me then think their lives are great" No....watching you sit in your computer chair and mold away would make anyone inch a little closer and closer to suicide. |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Nov 11, 2006 Views: 548 | RE: Maces of a mystic Hey, wait...I'm not sick, I'm just overly tired after work. |