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Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Jan 7, 2007
Views: 1262
I've got something...

In my pants and it's for yooooouuuuuuu!!! =P

peace and love


Posted By: weeze

Posted On: Jan 8, 2007
Views: 1238
RE: I've got something...

i'm addicted to weed!!!


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jan 8, 2007
Views: 1225
RE: I've got something...

i'm blinde.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Jan 8, 2007
Views: 1221
RE: I've got something...

come on now. I am serious. I have something for you in my pants and it is free!!! Sure is a little diseased from playing with crack whores and other addicts and my drug abuse has left me a bit impotent but hey, what do you want for free?!?


Posted By: weeze

Posted On: Jan 8, 2007
Views: 1184
RE: I've got something...

as long as you wear a good condom and use plenty of vaseline, I don't care. I always welcome a nice sausage up the ass.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jan 10, 2007
Views: 1142
RE: I've got something...

I had the surgery over two months ago now...come up with something new to impersonate with already. How about my back trouble, my BP is still way up and I'm a fat ass. Oh, I'm still a single virgin also. (damn Clinton... cant claim head as sex anymore...)


Posted By: vixy

Posted On: Jan 10, 2007
Views: 1128
RE: I've got something...

dragonmaster, have you ever been checked for cushing's? just curious since you mentioned a few of the symptoms right there...also, no offense, i've noticed some emotional troubles you've had over time--which would also be a symtom of cushing's


Posted By: PAB

Posted On: Jan 11, 2007
Views: 1121
RE: I've got something...

He doesn't need to check for Cushings. All his symptoms point to him being a fat lazy whiny bitch. There is no known cure.

Dragonmaster, putting tuna on your penis and having your cat lick it off is not the same as getting a blowjob.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jan 11, 2007
Views: 1112
RE: I've got something...

Cushings?


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jan 11, 2007
Views: 1110
RE: I've got something...

Nevermind, I checked on Webmd...I'll check with my doc in the morning. I've got the symptoms...and I did have 9 months of radiation treatments in the area...thanks. I'll have it checked.


Posted By:

Posted On: Jan 11, 2007
Views: 1102
RE: I've got something...

A translation from Dragonmaster-speak to English:

"Hmmm...I have just looked up what Cushings is and I see that it is an excellent opportunity to get some sympathy. I need to exploit this as soon as possible so I will tell people I will talk to my doctor first thing in the morning and hope they do not remember all the time I told people I can't afford the doctor or that you can't just call up a doctor and walk right in. Not even the West Virginia doctors that purchased their degrees in Mexico are that easy to see. I will be back tomorrow to break the news that I have the worst case of Cushing's ever discovered and maybe I'll throw in something really wild like flesh-eating hemorrhoids."


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Jan 12, 2007
Views: 1091
RE: I've got something...

sorry DM, but what that guy above me said was pretty funny. Thank you for the laugh bro.

peace and love


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jan 12, 2007
Views: 1087
RE: I've got something...

I work at BK, so I go to a free clinic, no appointment needed. Also, sympathy from where? You guys aren't giving it to me, lol. **** will get fixed like always, it just takes me awhile, and it makes me feel better telling people I don't know, I know you guys don't give a ****.

Anyway, I finally got my car back on the road. Do you have any idea how ****ing great it is to drive yourself to work and not worry about hurrying or your ride will leave you? Do you have any ****ing idea? My cheeks hurt from smiling all day.


Posted By:

Posted On: Jan 13, 2007
Views: 1085
RE: I've got something...

So which lie is the right one? You said you work at BK but you said that the HMSHost place (or whatever it was) wouldn't hire you back because you were a troublemaker. Then you said over and over when you were working at BK before that you couldn't get a medical card and no place would see you for free but now you can just walk into a free clinic any time you want.

I own a couple of very nice cars so yea, I know what it is like to drive myself.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jan 13, 2007
Views: 1076
RE: I've got something...

Oh, sorry. Thought I'd explained that... I don't work at the HMShost one anymore. They wouldn't hire me back, blah blah. I work at a BK not far from it. I don't think any of you live in Beckley but I'm at the one in front of K-mart, Magic Mart, and the Walmart, lol. I didn't just work for BK at HMShost. I worked Starbucks, Tudors Biscuit World, BK, and TCBY. Depending on where they needed me that day (or night in my last 6 months there)


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