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Posted By: Repu Man

Posted On: Jan 22, 2007
Views: 737
Hilary Clinton Sucks

Poll: 100% of Republicans Support Hillary’s Decision to Run
GOP Reaction Ranges from Ecstatic to Euphoric
Just days after announcing her candidacy for president, Sen.
Hillary Clinton (D-New York)’s decision to run for her party's
nomination has picked up support in an unlikely place, with a new
poll showing that an overwhelming 100% of Republicans favor her
decision to run.

The poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion
Research Institute, shows that while only 41% of Democrats support
Sen. Clinton’s decision to run, a full 100% of Republicans identify
themselves as either “ecstatic” or “euphoric” about her decision.

“Over the weekend, Sen. Clinton announced to the country, ‘I’m
in,’” said Rockwell Pritchard of the Opinion Research Institute.
“And Republican voters seem to have responded, ‘We’re stoked.’”

Sen. Clinton’s poll numbers are in stark contract with the level of
G.O.P. support for Sen. Barack Obama (D-Illinois)’s decision to run
for president, which stands at zero percent.

When asked what they did when they found out that Sen. Clinton had
announced her candidacy, 51% of Republicans responded “cracked open
some champagne” while 49% answered “danced a jig.”

But despite the overwhelming poll numbers, support among
Republicans for Sen. Clinton’s decision to run faces a threat from
one possible X-factor: Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass).

According to the poll, 100% of Republican voters agree with the
statement “If John Kerry decided to run again I would be even more
stoked than I am about Hillary deciding to run – and I am already
really stoked about her running.”


Posted By: TK

Posted On: Jan 22, 2007
Views: 731
RE: Hilary Clinton Sucks

That is a stupid post and most likely stolen from The Onion.


Posted By: Ben

Posted On: Jan 22, 2007
Views: 709
RE: Hilary Clinton Sucks

I guess the republicans are ready for another eight years of misery... masochists. How about this time they just pick a monkey straight from Uganda instead of pulling one from the population of Texas.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jan 23, 2007
Views: 696
RE: Hilary Clinton Sucks

The only good thing about her (since I have no idea what her standings are yet) is seeing her husband in the background this time around, lol.


Posted By: yeti

Posted On: Jan 24, 2007
Views: 677
RE: Hilary Clinton Sucks

maybe she will get an intern to perform cunnilingus on her.... ewww...


Posted By: chris's roommate

Posted On: Jan 24, 2007
Views: 656
RE: Hilary Clinton Sucks

It makes sense she is female, so of course she sucks


 

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