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| Posted By: Qbawl Posted On: Mar 4, 2007 Views: 1323 | Escalator An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs... Sorry for the convenience. -Mitch Hedberg Needed to be said. |
| Posted By: Posted On: Mar 4, 2007 Views: 1322 | RE: Escalator I've seen escalators with out of order signs on them, and roped off. Had to go to a different place to use stairs. Apparently the management doesn't understand the concept of using a stationary escalator. |
| Posted By: Posted On: Mar 4, 2007 Views: 1319 | RE: RE: Escalator aw, miss the mitch |
| Posted By: amyw423 Posted On: Mar 4, 2007 Views: 1311 | RE: Escalator I thought of that when I saw the comparison of the two as well. I miss Mitch. |
| Posted By: impersonator Posted On: Mar 5, 2007 Views: 1305 | RE: Escalator here in denver we had some kind of dumb accident at Coors Field (the Rockies Baseball field. Yes we have a Baseball team, if you haven't heard much about them it's because they suck balls, pun intended...). The Escalator broke down and if I remember correctly (no weed comments towards my memory please) there was someone that died or got "seriously" injured. peace and love |
| Posted By: The Poster Formerly Known as the Imeprsonator Posted On: Mar 5, 2007 Views: 1300 | RE: Escalator Mitch was awesome, he died too soon, and the pope stole all of his "thunder" because people think that the pope is more important. Long live the memory of mitch. |
| Posted By: impersonator Posted On: Mar 5, 2007 Views: 1288 | RE: Escalator please spell my name right atleast... peace and love |
| Posted By: GirlUWant Posted On: Mar 5, 2007 Views: 1284 | RE: Escalator I figured that every guy would pick the escalator because you can look down shirts on your way down and maybe up a skirt on your way up. |
| Posted By: Posted On: Mar 5, 2007 Views: 1269 | RE: Escalator GUW, we can look down shirts anyway anyway. That's one of the reasons men are generally taller than women. |
| Posted By: The Poster Formerly Known as the Imepersonator Posted On: Mar 6, 2007 Views: 1263 | RE: Escalator Typing error corrected. |
| Posted By: frdegedgrerg Posted On: Mar 6, 2007 Views: 1259 | RE: Escalator **** YOU **** FACES |
| Posted By: dsg Posted On: Mar 8, 2007 Views: 1229 | RE: Escalator hahah love the quote but in newark there is a typeface on the escalators that say "in case of stopped escalator use stairs" or something of the sort. I assume theres a danger to the mechanics of it while stopped. |
| Posted By: kirsten Posted On: Mar 9, 2007 Views: 1223 | RE: Escalator why do escalaters have to be all toothy and dangerous and stuff? can't they just have regular stairs that are move on a belt? |
| Posted By: Spaghetti and rye bread Posted On: Mar 9, 2007 Views: 1221 | RE: Escalator Why do people have to ask stupid questions. The stairs are not "all toothy and dangerous". They just have some grooves the allow them to rotate efficiently. They didn't put grooves just for the hell of it. Why do people misspell words even though the correct spelling is on the screen in 3 different places and let's face it...escalator is not a tough word to get right. |
| Posted By: kirsten Posted On: Mar 10, 2007 Views: 1205 | RE: Escalator there is no reason to put grooves in it, it's just for looks. |
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