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Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Apr 3, 2007
Views: 1269
wish me luck...

I'm going in to the doctors today to get tested for all those crazy VD's out there, I certainly hope that I don't have anything lol. So wish me luck!

peace and love


Posted By: Attila the Bun

Posted On: Apr 3, 2007
Views: 1267
RE: wish me luck...

Well, now we know what YOU did with your $5.....picked up a cheap hooker!

You get what you pay for.


Posted By: weezy

Posted On: Apr 3, 2007
Views: 1263
RE: wish me luck...

Sorry but you have to have had sex to get a disease so you are really safe


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Apr 3, 2007
Views: 1243
RE: wish me luck...

lol you guys, I wish that was the case weeze but unfortunately I've not exactly been the poster boy for virginity OR safe sex, which has lead me towards my current dillema.

I went in to the docs today and gave them a urine and blood sample, I got checked out by the doc as well. I could definitely see this one coming, so far I have herpes, and now I just have to wait about a week to see what other goodies I have. I'm pretty sure that I know which bitch I got the herpes from....

I'm not concerned about herpes so much, that **** is all too common umungst everyone nowadays. I think it's like a 1 in 4 chance that you'll get it now or something like that, big whoop. The thing that I'm concerned about is HIV of course.

If I've got gonohreah (if that's how you spell it?) or ciphalus (unsure how to spell that one too) I'm still not going to be concerned all that much, those are treatable.

As unfortunate as all of this may seem I'm actually not going to be all that shocked. I've been careless, and sometimes careless people come across consequences. I don't regret anything either, I made the choices and I have no problem in dealing with it. Even if I should get the results back as HIV positive I'm not going to freak. I'll simply just look at what it takes to get some medical marijuana, I'll pack my things up, and I'll move to California to live out the rest of my days =P.

The only thing that's been killing me about all of this is NOT KNOWING. I've put this off for way too long and it's been bugging the **** outta me. I'd rather have something and know it than to not know at all.

And don't worry, after this point I am no longer going to have sex with anyone unless they have EXACTLY whatever I have. Even then, I'm not all that interested in sex anymore. During my teen years I was a sexbot, I slept around wayyyy too much and woke up in the wrong bed too many times. But, it's experiences that teach you and mold your view.

Another plus is that my sister (21 yrs. old) gave birth to her son (my nephew!) in december, I think it'll be cool since I've never really planned on having kids anyways (not that I know of atleast...) and I can teach him tons of stuff! (like how to *ahem* wrap your tool!)

peace and love lol

P.S. My nephew is so freaking awesome!!! He's an absolutely beautiful baby with huge blue eyes. He also farts louder than anyone that I've ever known and he puts me to shame....Perhaps sometime I'll post a picture of him on here?


Posted By: Um

Posted On: Apr 4, 2007
Views: 1230
RE: wish me luck...

bummer on the whole diseases thing, but yeah that happens. Good luck whatever happens


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Apr 5, 2007
Views: 1219
RE: wish me luck...

phew, the doc called me this morning and said that I tested negative for everything. That's quite a load off of my chest. I wasn't "afraid" that I had something, it just killed me that I didn't know if I did or didn't. I was willing to accept it if I had HIV or whatever else, but I just couldn't stand to not know at all. So herpes it is, big whoop lol. I will be responsible though and make sure that I don't pass it on.

peace and love


Posted By: weeze

Posted On: Apr 5, 2007
Views: 1216
RE: wish me luck...

Funny how good news for one person can be such bad news for another person.


Posted By: Um

Posted On: Apr 5, 2007
Views: 1213
RE: wish me luck...

weeze you are truly the bane of creation. How could you possible wish death on someone you don't even know? You're heartlass, jackass.


Posted By: weeze

Posted On: Apr 5, 2007
Views: 1210
RE: wish me luck...

point out where exactly I wished death on anyone? Sounds like you are projecting your hatred for other people on me. Get some help, man!


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Apr 5, 2007
Views: 1207
RE: wish me luck...

which part are you identifying as good news or bad news? And from which person are you talking about as having the good/bad news?

peace and love


Posted By: Um

Posted On: Apr 5, 2007
Views: 1205
RE: wish me luck...

Sorry if I come off prickish, I've had a bad day, plus well I am prickish.
"Good news for one person" = the good news for Imp is he is not VD-positive, and that he will live.
"Bad news for someone else" = the bad news for you is that he is not VD-positive, and that he will live.
So what've we gathered
if it's bad news to you that he's living, then it would be good news to you if he was dead. Which means you wish he was dead.



Am I not getting this right?


Posted By: Um

Posted On: Apr 6, 2007
Views: 1202
RE: wish me luck...

By the way, has anyone here figured out I am a regular poster here that just changed names? It shouldn't be too hard to figure out, so how about everyone start guessing. Anyone have any ideas?


Posted By: Um

Posted On: Apr 6, 2007
Views: 1200
RE: wish me luck...

that was someone impersonating (sp?) me. Not sure who, but it's kinda weird. Usually when someone does that they like insult you or something. But this, well I am kinda indifferent.
I'm a new poster - at least to this section of the website.

This is the first time someone has impersonated me!
I'm so excited!


Posted By: Um

Posted On: Apr 6, 2007
Views: 1190
RE: wish me luck...

I am keeping the ruse up well, don't you think? No guesses as to who I really am? Someone must have a clue.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Apr 6, 2007
Views: 1186
RE: wish me luck...

oscar the grouch from sesame street? I never really trusted him...so I'm guessing you're him, and now I don't trust you.

peace and love


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