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Posted By: Patty

Posted On: May 1, 2007
Views: 1176
what if

so what if you found out that pillow pants was their um gaurdian!?


Posted By: Brad

Posted On: May 1, 2007
Views: 1174
RE: what if

What the hell are you talking about. I read that 4 times and I can't even guess what that means.


Posted By: Um

Posted On: May 1, 2007
Views: 1170
RE: what if

It's code. It's a secret. It's none of your business. Trust the Um Guardian.

Wanna see the secret in MY pillow pants?


Posted By:

Posted On: May 1, 2007
Views: 1155
RE: what if

If you don't understand this, you need to watch Clerks 2. It's such a funny movie.


Posted By: Um

Posted On: May 2, 2007
Views: 1146
RE: what if

Clerks 2 sucked compared to the first one. And Hot Fuzz was absolutely horrible too... I wanted to leave half way through the movie and that feeling stayed with me through the rest of the blown way out of porportion storyline.


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 2, 2007
Views: 1142
RE: what if

You know what else was blown way out of proportion?

My HEAD.

In DALLAS.

When I got my FREAKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF.


Posted By: Um

Posted On: May 2, 2007
Views: 1139
RE: what if

Stop FREAKIN out John K!


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 2, 2007
Views: 1137
RE: what if

Sorry, I don't FREAK OUT, I'm actually a very mellow, quiet dude, especially for the last, oh, forty-five years or so.....

Ever since I GOT MY FREAKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF.

The reason I use FREAKIN' is because F*CKIN" would and should get censored.



Posted By: Um

Posted On: May 3, 2007
Views: 1121
RE: what if

*Yawn*.......*Yawn again* Yeah...that was...really FREAKIN STUPID. That head blown off things has worn of it's affect of anything humorous it once had. Maybe if you posted something every few days about that and tried to be a little more original it would be alright but every single time you post knowing that it is coming is just boring and stupid. I liked you better when you were alive.


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 3, 2007
Views: 1114
RE: what if

I know exactly how you feel, hUmdinger. About the being alive part.

Bear in mind at least six of "my" posts in the last week were from imposters- fr**ckin' good ones too, some of them were. I'm flattered and splattered but at the same time saddened that some people can't come up with their own online persona so they have to steal one. From me, a former President. I can't get no respect. I know EXACTLY how often to post without overdoing it. Timing is everything- just ask Lee Harvey Oswald.

Oh, I forgot, you can't... he got rubbed out a few days after he BLEW MY FREAKIN' HEAD OFF.

Serves the bastard right.


Posted By: Um

Posted On: May 3, 2007
Views: 1108
RE: what if

*Yawn*.......*Yawn again*.......BORING!


Posted By: Love JFK

Posted On: May 4, 2007
Views: 1098
RE: what if

Love your posts. Even the fake ones. They crack me up every time.


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 4, 2007
Views: 1095
RE: what if

Well, I'm glad to see some people here are sick puppi- excuse me; I mean, have a highly developed sense of comedy and what's funny, and don't mind going over the edge and off the deep end.

Unlike some people, who shall remain nameless, who are so lazy they copy and paste their comments onto different threads. Lame. Boring. Worse than GETTING.......need I say more?


Posted By: John "FREAKIN" Kennedy

Posted On: May 4, 2007
Views: 1091
RE: what if

That was a fake post! Makes me want to blow my FREAKIN head off!


Posted By: Um

Posted On: May 5, 2007
Views: 1066
RE: what if

*Yawn*.......*Yawn again*......BORING!


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