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| Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy Posted On: May 7, 2007 Views: 1370 | One, two, three My Fellow Americans, THIRD!!! This is a lot safer than being President. Here you may have to deal with, um, "morons", etc, but there's little or no risk of GETTING YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF. |
| Posted By: everyone Posted On: May 7, 2007 Views: 1367 | RE: One, two, three We all know that one guy that just doesn't know when to quit, right. You see him coming and you think "damn it" because you know he is going to start in with his lame ass attempt at humor. His jokes were never funny the first time but he just keeps going with some crazy logic that the lame joke gets funnier the more times it is told. Judging from the first post, he apparently has an internet connection. |
| Posted By: Posted On: May 7, 2007 Views: 1359 | RE: One, two, three i concur. it wasn't funny the first time and ok, we get it, you say "freakin' head blown off" a lot. lame. |
| Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy Posted On: May 7, 2007 Views: 1352 | RE: One, two, three I'm glad to know I've got your vote. Being as how this is a Presidental poll and all. |
| Posted By: The Almighty Doer of Stuff Posted On: May 7, 2007 Views: 1350 | RE: One, two, three I think he's funny. The only reason to come here and read these posts is for the gimmicks. Granted, I have other things to do and really don't need to get back in the habit of reading these stupid forums. See you later maybe. |
| Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy Posted On: May 7, 2007 Views: 1345 | RE: One, two, three I remember you. You sent in a song for Todd's "Beatles/Beastie Boys" Mashup Contest- still one of my favorite things Todd did. Wasn't it the one that was about thirty seconds long? |
| Posted By: Brad Posted On: May 7, 2007 Views: 1343 | RE: One, two, three I think Johnny and watermelon man makes things alot better he with a touch of humor even though sometimes the posts are down right stupid and repetitive. Look at all the bad things that were said about Dragonmaster. Most people thought he was lame and annoying with his long posts of fairytale stories and complaints but now that he rarely posts anymore things have been more boring here. C is for cookie! That's good enough for me. |
| Posted By: Grammar-free Charles Posted On: May 7, 2007 Views: 1327 | RE: One, two, three Dohnt fuhgit about 4th. Bleed 'em till he's 4th place. Come out come out where ever your are, 4th place. You can run, But you can't get 4th place! Listen to me when I am talking to you about 4th place. Do as your 4th place tells you. You are what you 4th place. only YOU can get past 4th place.There's no 4th place in team. I plead the 4th! |
| Posted By: "Bill Clinton" Posted On: May 7, 2007 Views: 1318 | RE: One, two, three Hey, you aren't the only President that got his freakin' head blown off...hehe...ah... lol guw |
| Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy Posted On: May 8, 2007 Views: 1303 | RE: RE: One, two, three Well, like politics and life in general- not that I know what that's like anymore- you can please some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, but never all of the people all of the time. Some of you get some laughs from the things I say- even though you think you shouldn't. Some of you don't. And that's fine. Some of you, implying you're speaking for "everyone", say things like, "You see him coming and you think "damn it" because you know he is going to start in". Here's a common-sense civics lesson: when you see something coming you don't care for, we have the freedom in this great land of ours, that our forefathers fought and died for, to choose NOT to read it or whatever. Such as a post started by John "Freakin'" Kennedy. You saw that coming, why did you continue to read? It's not like a sniper, that you don't see coming, until he BLOWS YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD OFF. See? You're probably still reading, even though, by your own admission, you knew it was coming. Now you're probably getting all ****ed off, and will respond like it's not your fault. Take some responsibility, young man. Are you getting so fat, weak and lazy that you can't click this off and go somewhere else? Too much effort to type? It's like when I had my Presidential Council On Physical Fitness to encourage the youth of America to get their fat, Twinkie- or Ring Ding- stuffed lardasses and get some excercise. Turns out the only excercise they wanted to do was to get up and get more Ring Dings, or to change the channel on the TV. So what did this great country do? They invented the remote, so the little fatties didn't even have to get up to change the channel, but like you they're probably too lazy and weak to even click the remote. So what to do? My suggestion is, when you see a post by John "Freakin'" Kennedy, realize that you have a choice. Choose wisely. Change the channel. Remember that I DIDN'T have a choice that day when they BLEW MY FREAKIN' HEAD OFF. |
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| Posted By: J. "Edgar" Hoover Posted On: May 8, 2007 Views: 1294 | RE: One, two, three Is that Russian, comrade? I think that's Russian... tell JFK the Ruskies have cracked our Secret Code. Next thing you know, they'll be recruiting disgruntled, angry loners for sharpshooting class, and then, wham, just like that, you'll GET YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF. Unless they catch me in a dress first. |
| Posted By: CharleS, Now Grammar free! Posted On: May 8, 2007 Views: 1290 | RE: One, two, three Dont encourage that idiot. Look how much space he took up and all he ever does is simple use a program to subtitute characters and he think its totally amaazing I guess. I was slightly impressed when he actually mosdify a post awhile back by changing a couple more himself and adding in images from cookie slots. I still howver think that everyone here thinks he is just plain retarded. Atleast post some of your own thoughts if you must show off your cool little character replacer...no one is impressed. I would do anything for 4th, but I won't do that. No, no. I won't do that. I plead the 4th! |
| Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy Posted On: May 8, 2007 Views: 1286 | RE: One, two, three Actually, he did modify it some. He cleverly inserted the word "BANG!" on many occasions. I guess he was trying to remind me of the last word I heard..... right before my FREAKIN' HEAD GOT BLOWN OFF. Alright, Meatloaf again!!! When is Bat Out Of Hell the IVth coming out? |
| Posted By: Grammar Free Posted On: May 8, 2007 Views: 1282 | RE: One, two, three Sorry, Johnny K. I didn't actually bother to read it. I just glanced and noticed it was basically copied. I hope that isnt you doing that JK- it would be very disapointing news to yer constituents. after all someone should have his act together after getting his *Treademark* 'n head blown off. I would think anyway. You still get around quite well considering your condition. didn't Bat out of Hell IV already come out? i think so. I previewed whatever his last one was in the story and it was far from impressive. Speaking of music: Where the hell can I pick up Powderfinger's Odyssey 5 album other than buying it from some Joe Shmoe on Amazon? They are fomr Australia and don;t make much of an effort to get there catalog in the states. Only newer albums listed as instock on store web sites. (from 2001)....Go sample it on Amazon- good stuff people! Pleading the 4th, Grammar Free |
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