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Posted By: John 'Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 14, 2007
Views: 1215
Second

This great honor has BLOWN MY FREAKIN' HEAD OFF! Again!


Posted By: Crickets and Tumbleweed

Posted On: May 15, 2007
Views: 1196
RE: Second

Since you are back again this week, I guess we will be very busy again this week.


Posted By: Lee Harvey OsWald

Posted On: May 15, 2007
Views: 1191
RE: Second

Ya didn't get first though...hahaha! Getting your Freakin head blown off was an honor for me. pal!


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 15, 2007
Views: 1180
RE: Second

My Fellow Americans,

my work here is done.

Please don't drop the torch I've passed.


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 15, 2007
Views: 1177
RE: Second

Just Kiddin' boys and girls. I'll be around to lend some helpful insight and to give you a few laughs and hopefully get some laughs of my own. It sure is nice to be talking to you folks and I hope you have a pleasant day and the sun shines down on you and your loved ones- but not too much cuz you'll get burned. Remember getting burned is better than getting your FREAKIN'(Real Freaky!) head blown (BANG) off!! (SEVERED!!)


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 15, 2007
Views: 1172
RE: Second

Just Kiddin' (why did I capitalize that?!?) boys and girls. I'll be around (too bad for everyone else) to lend some helpful insight and to give you a few laughs (not likely though) and hopefully get some laughs of my own (I like to laugh at myself because I say stupid things) . It sure is nice to be talking to you folks (not so nice for you to listen to though) and I hope you have a pleasant day and the sun shines down on you and your loved ones- but not too much cuz you'll get burned (see, not likely you will laugh because this is my best material). Remember getting burned is better than getting your FREAKIN'(Real Freaky!) head blown (BANG) off!! (SEVERED!!)(there is my stupid catch phrase. Lame. I know. I like using ( and ) don't I?)


Posted By: HT

Posted On: May 16, 2007
Views: 1155
RE: Second

You must really like Justin Timberlake because you sure know how to "CRY ME A RIVER!" You sniveling whinebags only ewgg these people to post more. I don;t even see how he deserved that in the frist place. If his comment was boring, so what!


Posted By:

Posted On: May 16, 2007
Views: 1150
RE: Second

LOL @ 3rd kennedy post

ZZZ @ other 2


Posted By:

Posted On: May 16, 2007
Views: 1149
RE: RE: Second

eh, I mean 4th. too bad you can't edit or preview


Posted By:

Posted On: May 16, 2007
Views: 1144
RE: Second

Look @t me. I am soo(I don't know why I used 2 o's) cool I don't even need to use a name (call me crapneck) and can critique other people's posts! My own own posts are very "ZZZ" but usuallly I am too stupid to(Why didn't I say "too"?) notice.


Posted By:

Posted On: May 16, 2007
Views: 1141
RE: Second

and look at me. I cry like a little baby when someone says they don't like my dead president posts. I don't like it so I will retaliate by posting under their name and say they are stupid for not thinking I am funny (they could at least lie about it. I do have feelings and I tend to cry more than the crying girl from American Idol). I wish I could come up with something really clever to say but I can't and we all know that so I will just copy someone else's insults and pretend I am witty.


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 17, 2007
Views: 1130
RE: Second

How much of a moron are you? I just copied under that name because the same person just did it to me....do you think I actually posted the post with all the bold comments in it? You really look like a moron!


Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy

Posted On: May 17, 2007
Views: 1126
RE: RE: Second

I don't really understand what is happening(I'm dense). I started out the week with my usual dead president head missing post (which is almost as funny as reading the area code chart in the front of a phone book). Then someone started making fun of me (The tears are welling up now) by adding bold italic notes to my posts (like this). That really made me sad and angry (like a little girl) so I had to respond as HT with a Justin Timberlake reference (He's so hot. I would love to play with him and Lance Bass...yum) to show just how upset I was. Then someone had the nerve to post without a name (How can I steal their name if they don't use one!) and they actually thought my posts were lame and the person making fun of me was funny (I wish I was funny). What the hell? This mad me very very angry (I broke TWO pencils in half at the same time) so I felt the only way to restore my honor (I don't really know what that means but I heard it in a movie once and it sounds all revenge like) was to post using no name and give them a taste of their own medicine. I spent several hours crafting my response (sad, isn't it) and hit back with a vengeance (I like those Diehard movies). I put up lots of comments in brackets (I can't do the bold italic thing though, that must be very advanced) and even called him a crapneck! How awesome is that?!? Looking back I wish I didn't make that last comment because I don't really know the difference between to and too (I'm dense). I figured this would shut him up forever. How could it not? But no, what do I find today when I got to work (I hope nobody notices the only time new messages are posted is during an 8 hour period each day), I find someone has posted as me posting as someone else and saying very hurtful things (the tears are back). They said I cry a lot (how did he know?) I felt I had to respond by calling them a moron a couple of times. My mom said that it was ironic for me to say someone else is a moron but I think she is stupid because ironic means something is full of metal so that makes no sense.

All this has me so mad that I have been forgetting my catch phrase and I am sure that is disappointing you (in my fantasy world where I am popular, at least). It doesn't even really make sense since Kennedy was shot in the head but his head wasn't even close to being blown off. Oh well, it is little things like that that give me my charm (by charm I mean obnoxious, uneducated, and unfunny).


Posted By: John "The Real Freakin' Deal" Kennedy

Posted On: May 17, 2007
Views: 1122
RE: Second

Yes, my FREAKIN' HEAD WAS INDEED BLOWN OFF.

Check the Zapruder film if you doubt me. But why would you doubt me; I'm your President!!!

Or I was the last time I checked.


Posted By: John "The Real Freakin' Deal" Kennedy

Posted On: May 17, 2007
Views: 1118
RE: Second

Sorry but I'm as dumb as a box of rocks (probably an insult to rocks). I was told by my 4 year old nephew that even if Kennedy was still alive he could not still be president because I guess you can only be president for only 8 years (this complicated stuff makes my head spin). Well, after we spent a good 75 minutes on his Playschool calculator, he finally showed me that more than 8 years have passed since Kennedy was shot (I am still not 100% sure on this). So then I was talking to the homeless guy that picks up cans off the street and he said that I was a damn fool for thinking Kennedy had his head shot off. (at least I have a room in my parent's basement to call home). He said that for your head to blown off, it would have to be no longer attached to the body. He used a big word like decapitulated (I am not good with big words) He went on to say that there are lots of pictures of Kennedy being shot and of him dead and that the head is clearly attached to the body. Then he said I had no damn sense nohow and ****ed on my leg (uncalled for, I think). So I stand corrected by people far smarter than I am.


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