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| Posted By: cacadookie Posted On: May 22, 2007 Views: 1269 | "first" my ass Seriously, people, does time weigh that heavily on your hands? I can just picture some shmoe sitting in front of his computer waiting for Todd to post a new poll just so they can go in and post "I'm first! Yay!" Losers. |
| Posted By: poopiedoodie Posted On: May 23, 2007 Views: 1264 | RE: Losers Or, you could sit up waiting for Todd to post a poll so you can thwart people you consider to be losers because they want to be first by, uh, being first. Who is the uber-loser now? Congratulations! It's you! |
| Posted By: Sh!tForBra!ns Posted On: May 23, 2007 Views: 1256 | RE: "first" my ass And that's a Big # 2--- ahhhhhh......that felt good... Sh!tForBra!ns my a$$ |
| Posted By: cacadookie Posted On: May 24, 2007 Views: 1216 | RE: "first" my ass You know what? I didn't realize how lame it was of me to even bother pointing out what I pointed out. I guess I'm a loser too. Oh well. Yay losers! |
| Posted By: Sh!tForBra!ns Posted On: May 24, 2007 Views: 1210 | RE: "first" my ass Ahhh... I'm still on the bowl. I had a special computer desk built for my bathroom so I could take a dump while online. The carpenter looked at me kind of funny when I explained what I needed, but who's laughing now? Bet you can't guess what I'm doing RIGHT NOW... |
| Posted By: Sh!tForBra!ns Posted On: May 24, 2007 Views: 1209 | RE: "first" my ass Seriously, it really helps when I want to be the first person to post "FIRST!" The reason all my "FIRST!" posts are so short is because I'm using my other hand to wipe with... oops! I just got my hands confused. Sh!tForBra!ns my a@@. |
| Posted By: adum Posted On: May 25, 2007 Views: 1194 | RE: RE: "first" my ass that's stupid, just use a laptop with a harness around your shoulders, that way you can be on the net even when you're taking a **** |
| Posted By: adum Posted On: May 25, 2007 Views: 1193 | RE: "first" my ass **** |
| Posted By: adum Posted On: May 25, 2007 Views: 1192 | RE: "first" my ass piss |
| Posted By: Sh!tForBra!ns Posted On: May 25, 2007 Views: 1190 | RE: "first" my ass Wow, I see you're one step ahead of me- you've really got this whole bathroom / internet thing down to a science, huh? I guess there are Rest Stops on the Information Superhighway after all. Ain't technology great? |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 25, 2007 Views: 1186 | RE: "first" my ass i had a laptop just for that, but it broke, i cant find another old pentium 1 laptop anywhere |
| Posted By: Sh!tForBra!ns Posted On: May 25, 2007 Views: 1184 | RE: "first" my ass As long as you don't drop it down the toilet you're OK. You could get electrocuted that way. And that hurts- trust me. |
| Posted By: Watermelon Man Posted On: May 25, 2007 Views: 1179 | RE: RE: "first" my ass Sheeeiit... I done looky here on dis post because I thinks dat it be about Booty, but now you mofo's be talkin bout sum real sheeit. Sum honky racist got in trubble becuz he sed de Black man wuz only innerested in 3 things: 1( Loose shooz B ) Tight==pussay An 3) A warm place to sheeit. Dat man dun hit de nail rite on de hed. Dese things be reels impotant to me, Mayor Melon. An de computer be a good way to go online An find these things, an some white ho's two! |
| Posted By: Gay Um Posted On: May 26, 2007 Views: 1166 | RE: "first" my ass Darn, I thought it said "Fist my a$$" and I got all excited. I was very disappointed to see it said "First my ass". Now I'm sad and not very Gay at all. A sad gay man. |
| Posted By: Disappointed Posted On: May 27, 2007 Views: 1152 | RE: "first" my ass I am disappointed that you had a perfect set-up like "first" my ass and you totally dropped the ball, gay Um. It was perfect post for doing something funny that you don't see very often. What did you do? You completely wasted the opportunity with a very unfunny response. Next time just don't reply and let the professionals handle it. Go into accounting or working at the DMV and stay away from any further attempts at humor. You will only end up hurting yourself. |
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