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| Posted By: Chris Dodds is my name Posted On: May 23, 2007 Views: 697 | Hopefully None I've noticed that if any of these things actually happened, it would totally suck! A) Spiders and cats start breeding:This means that cats will have to be closely monitored, or random spiders you find in the house will start screwing cats, and creating an abomination in your own house. Not to mention spaders(spiders+cats) would roam the streets. B) The oceans turn to jello:All life under the sea dies. Increased price of water. The one good tihng I could see from this is the decreased price in jello. C) You wake up and you're a different race:Now people won't recognize you. And what if you're a black guy that totally hates white guys, and you turn into a white guy? It would suck! D) They find a way to communicate with hamsters and find out they're super smart:Hamsters would start takin our jobs E) Astronomers discover another Earth that is exactly one year ahead of ours:Too much media coverage bla bla bla. F) Tibet launches nukes at itself and obliterates itself:People of Tibet get totally screwed over by themselves G) Everything that is wood turns to glass:EEK! Think of the trees, and the houses/furniture made of wood. H) Everything is closed for 23 hours a day:Very long lines at the hour that things are open. I) You wake up with octupus tentacles for fingers:No need to really explain this one J) Your hair constantly grows at 500 times its normal speed:Everyone will look like Senjaya K) It starts raining all over the whole planet and doesn't stop for four years:New Orleans would be officially screwed L) God is a cat with sunglasses:Actually? Kinda cool. M) Aliens come to the planet to study us but only observe baseball games:Some of the people that go to baseball games would definately be a bad first impression to aliens. N) Everybody screams everything:Well that's just annoying O) You get to heaven and there's like graffiti everywhere and some angel hands you a spraycan:This is what I get for going to church every Sunday? P) This poll sucks. Weirdness sucks:Precisely. |
| Posted By: Duh Posted On: May 23, 2007 Views: 693 | RE: Hopefully None Wow, those explantions you gave wern't obvious at all! I am sure glad you opened my eyes up to that! Well, except forGod being a cat with glasses- how is that cool? Wouldnt that just be sad? Wouldnt that also mean that everyone with a cat has like a half god pet like (hercules version of an animal) really has some critter that will be reporting to god all the sinful things they do? |
| Posted By: Watermelon Man Posted On: May 24, 2007 Views: 677 | RE: Hopefully None 'Bout number #C, dey made a movie bout dat back in de '70's. It be called de "Watermelon Man". It about a White bigot man dat wake up one day an he be Black. Dat Godfree Cambridge, he be one funny mofo! It be de story of my life. Hollywood dun ripped me off an owes me back royalties big time. Sheeeit... An it ansers de qwestion, where de white women be at? |
| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 24, 2007 Views: 667 | RE: Hopefully None not that its totally crazy to think blacks could get that bad in their language...but all the ones in your area must be crack addicts |
| Posted By: Watermelon Man Posted On: May 24, 2007 Views: 665 | RE: Hopefully None Sheeit, ain yo neva herd of Ebonics? You come down here to where Mayor Melon works, de bruthas bust a cap on yo ass. Cause you sound like some kind a white racist mofo. Where yo women be at? We's be proud to have our fair share o crack ho's in de communitee. Suppurt yo neybohood crack ho's an bitches, dat be one o Mayor Melon's capane promisses. |