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| Posted By: Attila the Bun Posted On: Jun 3, 2007 Views: 1288 | Ass Cricket Rules Ass Cricket made me laugh the MOST, so it gets my vote. Stuck- up Brits and all! I'd pay to see any of these sports, however! |
| Posted By: Nate Posted On: Jun 3, 2007 Views: 1275 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules It is a cricket 'bat' not paddle as todd called it...and the English are barely good at it... |
| Posted By: Um Posted On: Jun 3, 2007 Views: 1270 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules So what. Attila is barely able to form a sentence but that doesn't stop him from posting does it? |
| Posted By: Attila the Bun Posted On: Jun 3, 2007 Views: 1265 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules Ummm... shouldn't "So what." have a question mark after it? Like this: "So what?" I guess you were trying to be all ironic and funny by being critical of others, while ignoring basic third-grade punctuation. Sort of like trying to get the speck of dust out of someone else's eye, when there's a log stuck in your own. Haha, we get the joke! What a funny, funny man you are! Or are just Green with envy because I posted on this poll first, without acting like a jackweasel and going "FIRST!!!" like some others? I think that's it. |
| Posted By: Um Posted On: Jun 4, 2007 Views: 1256 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules Your stupidity has no limits, does it? I said "So what" as a statement. I wasn't asking a question so there wouldn't be a question mark. If you were paying attention in school instead of drawing penises in all of your text books, you would have known that. Let's see, you are a schmuck with a stupid name, bad grammar, some sort of seizure condition that causes you to randomly capitalize words, inbred, with a penis fetish. No, I don't think there is anything there to be envious of. |
| Posted By: reincarnation of TK Posted On: Jun 4, 2007 Views: 1237 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules Attila is correct in saying that there should be a question mark after 'so what.' A person named Um is commenting on stupid names? |
| Posted By: Um Posted On: Jun 4, 2007 Views: 1234 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules Are they handing out stupid pills? Another one pops out of the woodwork to proclaim their idiocy. You can write "So what!", "So what?", or "So what." You have been through this once already in your life. Remember when you question yourself and said "I'm Gay?". Then you moved on to accept it and declared "I'm Gay!". Now you are comfortable with your lifestyle and just say "I'm gay". See, the words don't dictate the punctuation. The intent does. I didn't ask a question so there is no question mark. And here I said I didn't want to tutor you people. |
| Posted By: Attils the Bun Posted On: Jun 5, 2007 Views: 1217 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules Well, let's see what we've learned so far: "Um" is the sound you make when you don't know the answer. I'll spell it out for you- it's a sign of ignorance. Sort of like "duhhhhh..." "Um" is also the sound you might make on the toilet, depending on what you've been eating and how much fiber is in your diet. Um sure makes a lot of gay references in his posts. And I mean a LOT. Um sure has a problem understanding punctuation. For example, if something is in quotation marks, it's a quote from elsewhere. So if I reference "FIRST!!!" in reference to the Bozos that post "FIRST!!!" it's in quotation marks, so it's not something I capitalized. Um also uses the word "ass" a lot. Um seems to have anger management issues, based on his demonstrated tendencies to lash out and refer to people as "stupid", (SEE! QUOTE MARKS!) (And capital letters!) and other unmerited and undeserved four-letter words that I won't stoop to repeating. Even in quotes. Um sure also makes a lot of penis references. Way more than your average heterosexual male. You ARE a guy, aren't you? Um is also one of the few people who can spell the word "schmuck" (Aha!) corectly. Another penis reference! So, even though Um claims to not want to "tutor" us, we have sure learned a lot about him here. I'm no Freud, but if you read between the lines, it's easy to see there's a LOT of repressed homosexuality, self-loathing and anger here- lots of gay, ass and penis references. And anger. Lots and lots of anger. |
| Posted By: lol Posted On: Jun 5, 2007 Views: 1214 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules lol nice long post he's gotten the best of you again |
| Posted By: ... Posted On: Jun 5, 2007 Views: 1211 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules ...what? that makes no sense. |
| Posted By: Um Posted On: Jun 5, 2007 Views: 1209 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules Of course it doesn't. Nothing he ever posts does. The one thing you need to remember about Attila the Bun (probably some sexual reference in itself) is that he is struggling with his homosexuality. If someone says "Ass" he gets excited. If someone says "back door" he gets a hard-on. Living that way, he see's everything as a homosexual reference. |
| Posted By: ... Posted On: Jun 5, 2007 Views: 1205 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules that was directed at lol , idiot. believe it or not,(you probably don't), you're the one coming off like the real schmuck. Just my two cents worth. |
| Posted By: Um Posted On: Jun 5, 2007 Views: 1202 | RE: RE: Ass Cricket Rules I believe you are Attila not using your name. You can post under a hundred different names and it won't change the fact that you are the moron here. |
| Posted By: lol Posted On: Jun 5, 2007 Views: 1199 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules he's gotten the best of you because you sat at your computer and wasted time replying with a long post you ppl, go outside and find a friend or something |
| Posted By: Um Posted On: Jun 6, 2007 Views: 1197 | RE: Ass Cricket Rules That is a pretty poor assessment there, sparky. Attila is the only one making long posts and he couldn't get get the best of anyone. |
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