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| Posted By: GW Posted On: Dec 9, 2007 Views: 594 | I don't get what I want Holidays remind me that I am not going to get what I want again this year. It means more members of my staff will quit. More foreign leaders, except for that Shark guy in France, will distance themselves form me. It also means my approval rating will continue to drop so low that only my momma will like me. I think that is why we put her picture on the one dollar bill. I know that I can count on that bitch Pelicanosi to cause me more problems over the the next year am I am angrified by that. I am really sad that 2008 means I am on my last year as dictator of ththis great christian nation. Good things about Christmas time is there are lots of parties where an acting ruler can get wasted and puke on a foreign dignitary (learned that one from dad). With all the fake snow and confectioners sugar around, it is easy to hide the cocaine. And best of all, all you have to do is say the words 'baby Jesus' and the fanatical right will throw money at you. |